Jokes! :D Jokes! I'm bored. (by Navar)

LOGS FORUM ARCHIVE, February 2002

Date / time : 06.02.2002 18:30
Author      : Navar
Title       : Jokes! :D  Jokes!   I'm bored.
Plain size  : 2,6 Kb

look in fridge
You look in The Fridge:
carrot
mayonaise
bread
ham

Get ham fridge
You get ham from The Fridge.
Get mayonaise fridge
You get mayonaise from The Fridge.
close fridge
look in drawer
You look in the Drawer:
a fork
a spoon
a knife
get spoon drawer
You get a spoon from the drawer.
look in cabinet
You look in the cabinet:
a plate
a bowl
a cup
get cup cabinet
You get a cup from the cabinet.
Put mayonaise cup
You put mayonaise in a cup.
scratch
You reach down and scratch yourself...ahhh much better!
ponder
You ponder the question.
look in fridge
You look in The Fridge:
carrot
bread
say What the hell am I missing...
You say 'What the hell am I missing...'
look in drawer
You look in The Drawer:
a plate
a bowl
ponder
You ponder the question.
say Jesus. Being an immortal is hard.
You say 'Jesus. Being an immortal is hard.'
Jadow tells you 'Im evil and savak killed me because i attacked him!'
reply Duh. Your a stupidass.
You tell Jadow 'Duh. Your a stupidass.'
snoop savak
Savak the male minotaur is here.
Savak says 'You expect me to let you kill me? Hahaha. You are stupider then you look.'
slay Savak
slay Savak
slay Savak
say hahaha
You say 'hahaha'
Savak has arrived.
Savak says 'Errr...'
snoop gahzarr
(Black aura) Gahzarr the male human is here.
(Black aura) Savak the male minotaur is here.
Gahzarr says 'Savak, give me assistance.'
Savak says 'Yes lord? What do you need?'
Gahzarr says 'I can't seem to control my love for Elaira.'
Savak says 'I have the same problem.
say you two need to start rping.
You say 'you two need to start rping.'
slay Gahzarr
slay Savak
slay Savak
slay Savak
snoop elaira
Bingo!
(White Aura) Elaira the female elf is here, fighting Valtro.
Valtro the male elf is here, fighting Elaira.
slay Valtro
slay Elaira
*yawn*
snoop jaynus
(Whining) Jaynus the male human is here.
A mummy of kleenex is here.
Jaynus says 'Overpowered ass Takhisis.'
Jaynus says 'Hi im the spam elvenbane!'
roll
You roll your eyes in disgust.
Jaynus says 'Hey! Fuck you Unseen!'
slay Jaynus
deny Jaynus yes
snoop Alvin
(Black aura) Alvin the male chipmunk is here.
(White Aura) Theadore the male chipmunk is here.
Simon the male chipmunk is here.
(P.S. Simon was mine, Theadore a friend, Alvin I dunno.)
reveal self
You reveal yourself!
yell ALVIN!!!
You yell 'ALVIN!!!'
slay alvin

*ducks*
It's for jokes.
tickle all
You tickle everyone.

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