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After having their 11th child, a Irish couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.  So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a big firework,  light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Irishman said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can  next to my ear is going to help me.

"Trust me,, it will do the job" said the doctor .

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can.

He  held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which  point he paused and placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

Hey hey hey, this may be funny, but its a cheapshot at us irish folk.  ;) :P

 ;D  Never. No siree. Not me  ;D 8) :-*

Don't make me come over/down there and show you what us irishmen are made of....lots of whiskey, cigarettes, and fists like steel.

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The Irishman is the only person that will walk past a dozen of naked woman to get to the bottle of stout.

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P.S. no offense to you Irish folk is meant. I read this at the entrance of an Irish bar. :)

Its true. But they then forgot to mention once having downed the bottle, we turn around and ravish all 12 then go on our way looking for more of both!  :D ;)

ROFLMBO

They're all redheads though right?

You can tell the difference after 12 bottles ?!?!?  :o

There was nothing about 12 bottles. It was 12 women and one bottle, though flip flopped is just as good... ;D