Title: *AHEM* Post by: jemma on March 06, 2006, 04:42:11 pm I'MA COME HERE TO A HOTEL. I GO DOWN TO EAT SOMA BREAKFAST. I TELLA THE WAITER I WANNA TWO PISS TOAST. HE BRINGA ME ONLY ONEA PISS. I TELLA HIM I WANNA TWO PISS - HE SAY, GO TO THE TOILET. I SAY YOU NO UNNERSTAN'. I WANNA TWO PISS ONA MY PLATE. HE SAY YOU BETTER NO PISS ONA DA PLATE YOU SONNA MA BITCH. I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MAN AND HE CALLA ME SONNA MA BITCH!!......
LATER, I GO TO EATA SOMA DINNER AT ANOTHER RESTAURANT, THE WAITRESS BRINGA SPOON, ANA KNIFE BUT NO FOCK. I SAY I WANNA FOCK. SHE TELLA ME EVERYBODY WANNA FOCK I SAY YOU NO UNNERSTAN! I WANNA FOCK ON THE TABLE. SHE SAY YOU BETTER NOT FOCK ON THE TABLE YOU SONNA MA BITCH! SO I GO BACK TO MY HOTEL, AN' THERES NO SHEET ON MY BED. I CALLA THE MANAGER AN' TELL HIM I WANNA SHEET ON THE BED. HE SAY YOU BETTER NOT SHEET ON THE BED, YOU SONNA MA BITCH. I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MAN AN' HE CALL ME SONNA MA BITCH! SO I GO TO CHECK OUT AND THE MAN AT THE DESK, HE SAY PEACE TO YOU. I SAY PISS ONNA YOU TOO, YOU SONNA MA BITCH!! I GO BACK TO ITALY! Title: Re: *AHEM* Post by: Rialon on March 06, 2006, 05:08:41 pm Aha, and it is twice as funny when heard. ;D
Title: Re: *AHEM* Post by: Niano on March 06, 2006, 05:59:59 pm Jemma, you do a great job of brightening my day. :D ;) :-*
Title: Re: *AHEM* Post by: Hiddukel on March 06, 2006, 06:43:49 pm Ok...Now, is this sad.....But they form the lyics of an awesome dance song called "Pizzaman" by Cisco Kid.
Download it if you can, it rocks :) Title: Re: *AHEM* Post by: ORKAN on March 08, 2006, 11:04:17 am I heard this in a MP3 file. It is much more amusing (funny) when you hear it spoken with an Itallian accent.
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