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Title: heeeeeelp! Post by: Matthew on March 12, 2006, 03:53:17 am IM GONNA BE A DAD AGAIN :'( I PROMISE IM NOT GOING TO CRACK! OK?
Title: Re: heeeeeelp! Post by: jemma on March 12, 2006, 06:19:28 am hmmm, WHY is that so bad?
Title: Re: heeeeeelp! Post by: Matthew on March 12, 2006, 09:01:02 am WELL, i already have a daughter see and not enough money to keep her the way id like. . .
Title: Re: heeeeeelp! Post by: ezus on March 12, 2006, 11:35:29 am Matthew, are you tried to use condoms?
p.s. Sorry for rudiness. Title: Re: heeeeeelp! Post by: Matthew on March 12, 2006, 12:09:05 pm Heh it was supposedly nearly impossible for my miss's to have children again especially on the pill.
Title: Re: heeeeeelp! Post by: jemma on March 12, 2006, 03:56:50 pm Congrats. It is always a struggle no matter if you have 1, 2, 3 or 4, maybe even more. :) Enjoy. ;)
Wait!! You want more? :P Title: Re: heeeeeelp! Post by: Matthew on March 12, 2006, 04:58:53 pm Well, i am no longer in denial!
Title: Re: heeeeeelp! Post by: jemma on March 13, 2006, 09:54:17 am Heh it was supposedly nearly impossible for my miss's to have children again especially on the pill. Know what I found with the pill - I fell pregnant 7 times!!! Doesn't always work. Do you know how hard it is to hold those little pills between the knees when .... NEVER MIND!! They don't work!! Title: Re: heeeeeelp! Post by: jemma on March 15, 2006, 02:58:38 am I don't think this is limited to just Grandma's doing this!
Grandma's Birth Control Pills A doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young Doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?" "Yes, they help me sleep at night." "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!" She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks................................. And believe me, it helps me sleep at night." [You gotta love Grandmas!] ;D ;D :o ;D ;D 8) Title: Re: heeeeeelp! Post by: Valeria on March 15, 2006, 05:17:11 am Jemma, I am not sure this is funny! Maybe scary!!!
Title: Re: heeeeeelp! Post by: jemma on March 15, 2006, 07:36:24 am Jemma, I am not sure this is funny! Maybe scary!!! Valeria - you mean, you are adding another pea to the pod? :o |