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Title: For de Irish Post by: Lizzy on April 04, 2006, 12:34:49 pm Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma.
After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant; frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins!..... A boy and a girl. The babies are fine now however they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately - your brother came in and named them. The woman thinks to herself, "Oh suffering Jesus no, not me brother...he's a fecking, clueless, gobsh*te!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's my daughter's name?" "Denise," says the doctor. The new mother is somewhat relieved "Wow, that's a beautiful name, I guess I was wrong about my brother....I like Denise." Then she asks, "What's the boy's name?" "Denephew" Title: Re: For de Irish Post by: Rialon on April 04, 2006, 02:19:13 pm ;D
ÆÆÎÒ Title: Re: For de Irish Post by: deda on April 05, 2006, 03:02:33 am ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) 8) ;D ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) 8)
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