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So, this little girls walks into a pet store and walks up to the owner.

'Mister do you have any whittle bunny wabbits for sale?'

The owner just thinks this is adorable, and replies 'Well little girl, do you want a whittle white bunny rabbit, or a whittle black bunny rabbit?'

The little girl looks up with a smile and says 'Well, I really don't think my python gives a f***'



Sorry guys, sleep deprevations makes ya nuts.

Hahahahhah. Nice 'un

Reminds me of the blonde who ran over a rabbit and kills him, smack dead, and just before Easter. In a distressed state, she runs to a farmhouse near by, and asks for help. The farmer calmly tells her not to worry, he has something that will help the dead creature.

So he gives her a bottle with the instructions to pour it over the dead. And sure enough, UP he hops, and bounds away to continue his journey.

She goes back and says to the farmer - WOW. That was brilliant. Magnificent. What was that?

The farmer replied -


Hare restorer.


(well, something along those lines ;)  )

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: Greg, how would you spell "crocodile?"
GREG: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
TEACHER: No Greg, that's incorrect.
GREG: Maybe it's incorrect, but you asked me how "I" spelled it.
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TEACHER: Ryan, what is the chemical formula for water?
RYAN: H I J K L M N O
TEACHER: Ryan, what are you talking about?
RYAN: Well, yesterday you said it was H to O.
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TEACHER: Hunter, name one important thing that we have today that we didn't
have 10 years ago.
HUNTER: Me!
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TEACHER: Adam, why do you always get so dirty?
ADAM: Well, I guess it's because I'm a lot closer to the ground than you
are.
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TEACHER: Beth, give me a sentence starting with "I".
BETH: I is...........
TEACHER: No Beth...Always say, "I am"...not "I is".
BETH: All right........."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it. Now Alex, do you know why his father didn't punish
him?
ALEX: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Macy, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
MACY: No Ma'am, I don't have to. My Mum is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Daniel, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your
brother's composition. Did you copy off of him?
DANIEL: No teacher, it's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Parker, what do you call a person who keeps on talking to people
who are no longer interested?
PARKER: A Teacher
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Lizzy, you make me belly ache! ;D Here one for you: Mommy comes home from work and sees her son sitting in the living room and crying... " What's the matter, sweetheart?", she asks him. "Mommy, I had a dream that my school  burnt down to the ground!", he says, sobbing relentlessly. " Honey, I just passed by your school and it's still there! It's just a dream!". "Yeah, I know. That's why I'm crying!"

LOL I like I like. I can relate with that from my old school days. lol