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Barbatus was getting sex for more than an hour..  ;D

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[ 33        Playing] Habbakuk@...
[ 30        Playing] Gearr@...
[ 34        Playing] Daedan@...
[ 42        Playing] Kenjori@...
[ 31        Playing] Bognoo@...
[ 18        Playing] Lertis@...
[ 22    Getting sex] Barbatus@..
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Of course, his (or HER??) connection might had been broken or something else, but it still made me smile ))))

damned I'm jealous

Yap, everyone's playing, and damnit Barbatus is GETTING SEX. ;)

I was this morning...

I - don't - understand.  :-\

Sex? Where? How? When? Why?!?

You forgot What?

Its now more than 2 days :)

He must be a dwarf, they are strong and resilient ones. A kender would have wandered away by now....

Yeah, he'd got bored... 8)

What if it's like...with 15 women?

He'd be (undead) drained and withered... ;D

viagra and cialas...the un-undead maker >:)

Hey, Lizzy, I used to be married! Once upon a time I used to know what sex is...and still haven't forgotten it :P

Maybe he's my evil twin? I remember I used to be *cough* insatiable...*cough* 8)

I .... still don't ...... understand this post.

Lizz, take it easy)

[Getting sex] status means that a new player is choosing his/her character's sex at the moment :)

A very important decision, and not one to be taken lightly.  Well worth the time spent contemplating all of the options, I am sure... ;)

So, why you imms haven't named it like choosing sex then? You, you horny goats ;D

The mud is 'getting' the characters sex from the player

 :o Well, I knew that - just wanted to - make sure - you knew that too.  8) ::) :P ;D 8)

LOL @ dehucka's answer below.

some new mud players answer Yes on question
sex (m/f)?

Husband # 11

A YOUNG MAN MARRIED A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHO HAD PREVIOUSLY DIVORCED TEN  HUSBANDS.  ON THEIR WEDDING NIGHT, SHE TOLD HER NEW HUSBAND, "PLEASE BE  GENTLE; I'M STILL A VIRGIN."
   
"WHAT?" SAID THE PUZZLED GROOM.  "HOW CAN THAT BE IF YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED  TEN TIMES?"
   
WELL, HUSBAND #1 WAS A SALES REPRESENTATIVE; HE KEPT TELLING ME HOW GREAT IT WAS GOING TO BE.
   
HUSBAND #2 WAS IN SOFTWARE SERVICES; HE WAS NEVER REALLY SURE HOW IT WAS  SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION, BUT HE SAID HE'D LOOK INTO IT AND GET BACK TO
ME.   
HUSBAND #3 WAS FROM FIELD SERVICES; HE SAID EVERYTHING CHECKED OUT  DIAGNOSTICALLY BUT HE JUST COULDN'T GET THE SYSTEM! UP.
   
HUSBAND #4 WAS IN TELEMARKETING; EVEN THOUGH HE KNEW HE HAD THE ORDER, HE DIDN'T KNOW WHEN HE WOULD BE ABLE TO DELIVER.
   
HUSBAND #5 WAS AN ENGINEER; HE UNDERSTOOD THE BASIC PROCESS BUT WANTED  THREE YEARS TO RESEARCH, IMPLEMENT, AND DESIG N A NEW STATE-OF-THE-ART METHOD.
   
HUSBAND #6 WAS FROM ADMINISTRATION; HE THOUGHT HE KNEW HOW, BUT HE WASN'T SURE WHETHER IT WAS HIS JOB OR NOT.
   
HUSBAND #7 WAS IN MARKETING; ALTHOUGH HE HAD A PRODUCT, HE WAS NEVER SURE HOW TO POSITION
IT. 
   
HUSBAND #8 WAS A PSYCHIATRIST; ALL HE EVER DID WAS TALK ABOUT IT.
   
HUSBAND #9 WAS A GYNECOLOGIST; ALL HE DID WAS LOOK AT IT.
   
HUSBAND #10 WAS A STAMP COLLECTOR; ALL HE EVER DID WAS .. GOD, I MISS HIM! !
   
BUT NOW THAT I'VE MARRIED YO U, I'M SO EXCITED!"
   
"GOOD," SAID THE HUSBAND, "BUT, WHY?"
   
"YOU'RE WITH THE GOVERNMENT.  THIS TIME I KNOW I'M GONNA GET SCREWED ..

Cruel ;D