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Title: Men are like: Post by: Lizzy on April 20, 2006, 03:20:13 pm ;D
Men are like.... 1. Men are like . .Laxatives ...They irritate the crap out of you. 2. Men are like .Bananas ...The older they get, the less firm they are. 3. Men are like . Weather... Nothing can be done to change them. 4. Men are like . Blenders... You need one, but you're not quite sure why. 5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. 6. Men are like . Commercials... You can't believe all they say. 7. Men are like . Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. 8. Men are like . Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature. 9. Men are like . Mascara .. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 10. Men are like Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 11. Men are like . Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. 12. Men are like Lava Lamps... Fun to look at, but not very bright. 13. Men are like . Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. Title: Re: Men are like: Post by: arpade on April 20, 2006, 04:47:56 pm lol
Title: Re: Men are like: Post by: Habbakuk on April 20, 2006, 05:39:10 pm Lol. Government bonds are riskless, men are not.
;) Title: Re: Men are like: Post by: deda on April 21, 2006, 01:16:51 am Depends on the country... 8) Lizzy, just keep it up! ;D
Title: Re: Men are like: Post by: Matthew on April 21, 2006, 01:43:04 am Women are like. . . condoms, they're always in your wallet.
Title: Re: Men are like: Post by: Lizzy on April 21, 2006, 03:36:10 am Women are like. . . condoms, they're always in your wallet. lol my hubby's wallet is always empty so no good being in their. Title: Re: Men are like: Post by: deda on April 22, 2006, 12:19:32 am Lizzy, c'mon give him some allowance money... :P
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