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Title: Just for Jemma
Post by: Hiddukel on October 20, 2005, 05:53:36 pm
Steve falls off a cliff and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says,
"Someone should go and tell his wife."
Bluey says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bluey?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Bluey replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told Sheila her husband was dead and she gives
you beer?"
"Well not exactly," Bluey says. "When she answered the door, I said to
her,'You must be Steve's widow'.
She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'
And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'."

 


Title: Re: Just for Jemma
Post by: jAx on October 20, 2005, 06:25:08 pm
HAHAHAHA


Title: Re: Just for Jemma
Post by: Morte on October 20, 2005, 08:10:27 pm
 ;D LOL


Title: Re: Just for Jemma
Post by: jemma on October 20, 2005, 10:56:22 pm
LOL now, that IS bad!! (pssssssst, just incase you hadn't noticed, the other two aren't really me. They're imposters ;) :D  )

But hey peeps, it's ok to laugh along with him. :) I was just kidding. :D


Title: Re: Just for Jemma
Post by: Taiko on October 25, 2005, 01:52:31 pm
This is how you guys handle things like that in Australia?   ;D


Title: Re: Just for Jemma
Post by: Taiko on October 25, 2005, 01:52:49 pm
Oh damn.. What am I doing here?


Title: Re: Just for Jemma
Post by: jemma on October 25, 2005, 02:00:24 pm
LOL Hello Taiko. Lovely to see you ;)


Title: Re: Just for Jemma
Post by: master on November 04, 2005, 10:48:51 am
What are Fosters  :-[


Title: Re: Just for Jemma
Post by: jemma on November 04, 2005, 10:50:18 am
*GASP* MASTER!! It's beer!!