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Title: http://www.overheardinnewyork.com Post by: moq on March 07, 2008, 10:24:01 pm funny!
Title: Re: http://www.overheardinnewyork.com Post by: Caleb on March 07, 2008, 11:55:07 pm by far the best one so far:
Dude #1: They don't give you condoms? Dude #2: Naw, they don't. Dude #1: You serious, man? No condoms?! Dude #2: Yeah, I'm serious -- they don't give out condoms! Dude #1: Really... They don't give you condoms in prison, huh? Dude #2: Naw, man, not unless you have conjugal visits or somethin'. Title: Re: http://www.overheardinnewyork.com Post by: deda on March 08, 2008, 04:43:09 am NYU chick: Is that like a rat that masturbates?!
Guy to three cute girls: You're the best looking gay guys I've seen all day! Little girl: Where are we going now? Mother: Chinatown. Little girl: Vagina town? Mother, chuckling: No -- China-town. Little girl, coyly: Well, I live in peeenis-town. Mother: Okay, Lila. Stupid Smart People 20-ish girl: Then I disclosed that Michael probably has Asperger's syndrome. 20-ish guy: Asperger's people are smart. This guy is a ninny. 20-ish girl: He's IT smart, and he had a retard son, and you know how that sh*t runs in the family. Shortest Law & Order Episode Ever Bag lady: Please, can someone help me? Call 911... Cop: You're talking to a goddamn cop! Are you f*cking retarded? This Reality Show Has Gone Way Off Script Crackhead: Excuse me, miss, but you don't look so good. Are you okay? Hot, drunk chick vomiting in a trashcan: I'm supposed to be asking you that! Title: Re: http://www.overheardinnewyork.com Post by: deda on March 09, 2008, 01:24:32 am Every Little Wednesday One-Liner Helps
Crazy hobo to passing Fordham students: Y'all crazy motherf*ckers pay 40 grand a year to get a damn education. Y'all don't need no education. Pay 40 grand to get me food! Hell, I'll take four dollars! Look at me -- I got no education, and I turned out just fine. Wheelbo: I don't care what they say, I promise you I'll pay you back. Hobo: I need money for alcohol, drugs, and a hooker... Hey, at least I'm not bullsh*tting you. Hobo, as girl nearby drops her Vogue: Oh, no! Somebody dropped their Torah! Hobo, to passing suit: Hey, asshole, why don't you get a job like everyone else, and stop taking my money?! I Mean, What Would You Do Out of the Ordinary? Guy #1: So, what would you do if Superman were real and flew in through your room window? Guy #2: You mean, besides having my feet behind my ears? |