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Title: THAT'LL LEARN HIM! Post by: Jemma on October 01, 2008, 05:07:15 pm An Environmental Health Officer stops at a Dairy farm in the Waikato and talks with an old farmer.
He tells the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for your water quality.' The old farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.' The Environmental Health Officer says, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Government with me.. See this warrant card? This warrant means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?' The old farmer nods politely and goes about his chores. Later, the old farmer hears loud screams and sees the EHO running for his life. And close behind is the farmers bull. The bull is gaining with every step. The EHO is clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs..... 'Your warrant! Show him your warrant!' . . . . Title: Re: THAT'LL LEARN HIM! Post by: moq on October 01, 2008, 06:09:15 pm "nah, i give up. you can have the duck."
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