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What the hell is soccer??

All world call this game football. Who cares about opinion of English Colony?

I think you mean AMERICA friend. Remember WE ended that whole colony thing over 200 years ago? I know it was a while ago but keep up with the times man...you'll fall behind!  ;) and soccer is a fine sport...

You, with the help of the French.
And don't call your country America, for it is not America, it is USA. America is a continent, made out of three subcontinents. I, myself, am also American. South americans are also Americans. Mexicans and Cubans are also Americans, Canadians are Americans and so on. It is rather insulting that the US calls themself Americans as if they were the only americans or the only ones that matter.
Over here in Brazil, we began to refer to you as "estadunidenses" which would be translated to "Unitedstatians" or something similar. I believe lots of places are begining to do that, except...

Damn... I did not know! Congratulations!

yea, welcome to 2010! and maybe cause we run sh*t argonar? dont try to deny

Run sh*t? What's that supposed to mean? That you don't clean your streets? Learn to write first, then try to express "your" ideas.

PS: You suck totally in soccer. I remember that in the 1998 World Cup, an "Unitedstadian" player started playing from the corner kick... without knowing that he was supposed to pass the ball to his team mates... he just started dribbling... and that's because he was supposed to be one of the best of your country.

PS2: Don't know why American Football is called Football in the US... there is only one situation in the game that you actually use your foot... Imho soccer should be called football, and football should be called American Rugby.

Yea didn't you realize it had been a while since we filed taxes with the queen? seems she's been paying for those ridiculous dresses with someone elses money.  

Tough luck mate  :D

Uhh... more blood!
though this topic about football/soccer... not about country of fatbigmaceaters

Yea cause McDonalds is only in the U.S.  :P

*Rokan hears the cry for blood and answers*

First and foremost, bigmacs are delicious, especially when washed accompanied with salty fries and a coca-cola. Second I'm not remotely fat. Third you wear a bonnet and your lover is a goat.

Im american = I always win...sorry I don't write the rules.

Wrong topic, mate. Soccer is definately one of those many games in which you NEVER win...

*yawns*  :P

ezus, what's the quota for this weekend's Gunners vs Scums game?

hehe, grandpa Sol Kembel returns to Arsenal after fixing his love problems... :D

And you always do!
Perl Harbour, Vietnam, 11/9

There are MacDonalds in other places... Hell... I ate a MacFish yesterday, but statistically speaking, you are the ones who truly get fat of so much you eat those BigMacs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_United_States

64% of the adults in the USA being obese or overweight... tough break.

I've been skipping this topic several times, now I've decided to google this soccer and found out the history of it.
So, as far as I understood, the word soccer appeared in the universities of England to separate fotball from rugby football.
Then english people emigrated to USA, Canada, Australia, and we can say that since then only these 3 countries instist on using the word "soccer" instead of football as all other countries do.

I believe it has no connection to
-Does America always win?
-Do we have McDonalds in other countries (by the way, my english teacher from USA told me a couple of days ago they felt bad that USA gave McDonalds to other countries)
-Who is really fat here?
-What is more delicious, bigmac or shish kebab...

But the main question for me, why do you have such malicious joy?

Just an example of a good way to reply to the friendly provocation:


You, Rokan, suck totally at it.  ;D ;D ;D

Nathalie, here is a lot of questions even about where is football/soccer born :) First professional club - Sabres.. 'Sheffield Unitted' was born at 1857, but association at 1863, though rules at 1848... but aztecs payed bolo, italians - calcio, balcanians - nogomet and so on. So nobody knows.
And U.S. inhabitats are fat - rule. ;D McDonalds = evil, too ;D Brasil - motherland of wild monkeys - rule too. And Russia = great mother of goodness, kindness and so on - rule too. ;D

deda, i hope mancunians will trash this club of rosecheked marsh feces, but actually if i bet - i'll bet for x2 (means draw or win of red devils) ;D

Rokan, what wrong with loving goat?  ::) Some talks from caucasian mountains tolds that if you love goat before you eat him - it's meat will be very very taste ;D

http://babado.ig.com.br/images/248/248/46/729203.baabdo_natalia_guimaraes_1gente___fotos_356_473.jpg

Ooh! Ooh! Aah! Aah!  ;D

Argonar, this just fraze from one film ... http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%97%D0%B4%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B2%D1%83%D0%B9%D1%82%D0%B5,_%D1%8F_%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%88%D0%B0_%D1%82%D1%91%D1%82%D1%8F! (http://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D0%97%D0%B4%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B2%D1%81%D1%82%D0%B2%D1%83%D0%B9%D1%82%D0%B5,_%D1%8F_%D0%B2%D0%B0%D1%88%D0%B0_%D1%82%D1%91%D1%82%D1%8F!)
Aunt Rosa tolds this ;D I trust she ;D

btw! It is true! ololo
(http://stampsamateur.narod.ru/faunalarge/mammals/brasil2.jpg)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hello,_I%27m_Your_Aunt!

this link would be better for Argonar :)

Yes, thanks, Nierth!  :)

Pearl Harbour-Well yea, we lost that one. Oh wait, we dropped a nuke on their heads and they waived what was left of their damn white flag!

Vietnam- Can't help loosers. If the country can't help themselves well we didn't lose. If we offer help then be glad, but don't expect us to do it all. Afghanistan is just getting lucky with all their help.

11/9- Not sure what happened on Novermber 9th of any year...if you mean September 11 well yea nice being sucker punched...where's saddam now? or bin laden? Oh in a cave somehwere hiding?

You understand eventually everything is going to be under the united nations and that we run that organization? Whatever keep living under your rock

And you Argonar...can you afford rocks in Brazil? Maybe you need to get out from under your leaf? Hows that for friendly ansswering.

I didn't read the rest yet, but I just wish to say that I am so happy right now, because I just found out that my english is a "lightyear" better then yours, the mighty American winner!

More proof of your lack of culture. In many places the order is reversed, and the day comes before the month. So you say the 11 of September (11/9). Trying to make fun of someone that way will only show them and everyone else that you are an idiot.
Besides, everything that came afterwards sucked for your country.
(I bet you're a republican, so I don't expect you to understand any of this)

What on earth makes you think your english is better than mine? Id love to hear this one?

And again!
Wait, wait, wait!!! Another one!!!!!"You'd love to hear this one?" or "you'd love to hear this one!"?

"Hows (:-X) that for friendly ansswering (:-X)"?

Rokan you're an Idiot. Biggest one i heard even. Though... perhaps you're 11 years old or something like. But anyway you have miso soup or big mac except brains in yours head.

lol, im just surprised you can read. and ezus your just jealous. Just because i'm not nice to second rate humans doesn't mean i'm not still better. Deal with it. Welcome to the real world.

You know something, Roken. Even in "AMERICA" discrimination is a crime... and a pretty bad one... And not only do I say this because it is a crime, or the manifestation of pure prejudice, it is the simple lack of good sense.

PS: You suck at your own language, you sad little infant. Go suck your thumb, or maybe your own dick since you think you are so much better then everyone else. I bet you'd love to do that. Wait! I bet you'd love to do that?... hmmm... no, exclamation is much better... yeah, I was right.

I'm not discrimintating. That implies untruths based on nationality, sex, creed, religion, blah blah blah. I'm just stating simple truths. 1) you are an idiot 2) My country is better than yours 3) Eventually we will rule all. *shrug* At least i'm honest...good quality huh?

 ;D interesting what means 'second rate humans'?
perhaps reading history of us you understood that first inhabitats were second or third or even fourth rate humans?  so they livin in reservations nowadays. And colonists (ones who fled from their countries being in dept, or being thieves, alcoholics and so on) was arons 100 rate humans... So you're proud being human of 154 rate and throwing fingers around.  Or big nigga of second rate hit yours poor ass in school/college and you feel sick now.

Ezus learn to put two words together that make sense. You sound like an autistic person reading shakespear when you try to argue in english. I have no clue what the f*ck you just said so maybe have someone who knows how to read type for you and maybe you'll get your point across. Second rate humans mean's we evolved and you didn't. Climb down from your f*cking tree.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Minhas_imagens.jpg

Guess where this is from, Rokan, you idiot.
PS: he was being ironic, you wuss.

And to return (a little) to the topic's subject, I already told you something you Unitedstatians never win at. It's called soccer in your country, but to enlighten you a bit (I don't even know why I try), in the rest of the world it's called football.

Ironic is not a word that fits here at all you moron. You're probably better off to just quit talking right now. Sound less stupid that way. But nice picture btw. You guys have electricity now? Good for you.

What a laugh! Thanks for the fun! I had a great time seeing you make a total fool out of yourself.

Cheers!

sure. try to convince your village chief to start sh*t with us so we can wipe you off the map

Trying to wipe us off the map is a story of my country.
Pechenegs, Mongols, Knights in early time (by the way, where are they are now?)
Swedish, Turkish, France - later on.
German in 1st world war and in 2nd world war.
Thousand years of "wipe of the map" attempts.
At least our country have history. More then few hundred years.
What your country gave to world? What natives of USA (not migrants) are famous over the world?
Compare to Europe and Russia
Mozart, Popov, Rastropovich, Bethoveen, Bach, Pushkin, Shakespear, and so on. THey are not from USA.
But! There are still usefull and famous people from USA. R. Kiosaki (but he son of Japan Migrant), Mark Twen, Panela Anderson and Jeniffer Lopes.. Coul mention Shakira.. But she migrant
UPD: Forgot George Carlin. He was genius!

Not to mention that the governor of your largest state is not north-american. Why don't you go tell him that you think he is a "second rate human"?
But I must admit the USA has their fair share of people who made nice contributions to the world. You, certainly, aren't one of them.

I will also admit another thing. I am far from being a patriot. The only thing that is likeable about Brazil is the land... other then that, this country is in very sad conditions. But I do not like, no... I do not allow this generalism/prejudice/racism that you have towards others, Rokan.

Are north-americans always winners? No. Are Brazilians? Hell, no! Is anyone? Nope.
A little more respect, dude, that is all that I want from you. Actually... a lot more respect.

PS: "Ironic" fits perfectly. If you don't understand why, then go read a book. By your manners, way of speaking, and lousy attempt to write, I see that you can probably count with your fingers (without having to repeat any finger) how many books you have read in your life.

Damn! I forgot Arnie! Arnie Rulz!

Rokan seems most clever human here.  ;) He knows a lot of languages. Even chinese.

Nah! Ezus, Rokan doesn't even know english, which is his first language. And I bet he skipped all his spanish lessons, which makes my portuguese a better spanish then his spanish.  ;D

See, all what you listed, both Ezus and Argonar, are things of the past. They no longer matter. What matters now is us, not you or your people. You are aged relics of a world that has passed on. We now hold the torch for this world and guide it through the dark. Already I know you plan to throw more poor jokes and stupid remarks but its ok. Truely. And to insult my english is just plain retarded (not that I expect any less from you) because do you honestly think this game forum (great as our imms may be) warrants my perfect English? This is not an essay it is speaking to morons and rightly so I must come down to your level so you can f*cking understand me because clearly your mom was raped by a gorrilla and you were the horrible end result. But the point you need to realize is that we all understand the reality and truth when I say we are at the steering wheel of the world and the rest of you are all just along for the ride. Our lack of history has no bearing on the fact that we control the future of this planet, moreso than any other nation in existance regardless of size, wealth, or any other factor. Beauty is truth.

"Truely"?  ;D
You hold the torch that is about to burn the world, you overweight, manipulated, government whore.
By the way, your just dodging our words, loser.

Cleansing fire maybe. World could use a jumpstart.

This virgin minds. So naive...

Guys, enough of this. Nothing smart here anymore.
Peace.