Title: Velzinoph turns stiff Post by: disaster on October 10, 2025, 05:27:56 pm [log]
You peer intently west. **** 1 west **** Velzinoph the male baaz draconian is here, fighting a golden-haired mermaid. A golden-haired mermaid is here, fighting Velzinoph. A merman carefully guards the mermaids as they sunbathe. <890/890hp 949/1040mana 415/415mv 0tnl | NSW> where You leave the astral plane and return to the material one. Within the area of the Naiadian Sea and above: (PK) Eldivar An Outcropping of Rocks (PK) Velzinoph An Outcropping of Rocks <890/890hp 953/1040mana 415/415mv 0tnl | NSW> w hp velzi An Outcropping of Rocks [Exits: north east] The sliced-off leg of a tawny-haired mermaid is lying here. An axe is left here. A dagger is left here. ( 2) A skillfully crafted comb lays half hidden here. A bracelet made from seahorses lies neglected in a small pile. Velzinoph the male baaz draconian is here, fighting a golden-haired mermaid. A golden-haired mermaid is here, fighting Velzinoph. A merman carefully guards the mermaids as they sunbathe. A merman guard says, 'State your business Eldivar, or be gone!' The spidery language of magic comes out of your mouth. Velzinoph yells, 'Die, Eldivar you sorcerous dog!' Velzinoph turns stiff and a horrible look comes over Velzinoph's face. Velzinoph has a few scratches. <890/890hp 867/1040mana 415/415mv 0tnl | NE> < T: a golden-haired mermaid TC: gushing blood E: Velzinoph EC: a few scratches > < > Your negative power decimates Velzinoph. Velzinoph hand blocks your negative power. Velzinoph's claw MASSACRES a golden-haired mermaid! Velzinoph's claw MASSACRES a golden-haired mermaid! The sun rises in the east. Velzinoph has a few scratches. <890/890hp 918/1040mana 415/415mv 0tnl | NE> < T: a golden-haired mermaid TC: gushing blood E: Velzinoph EC: a few scratches > < > sof You begin chanting your magical spell. Velzinoph looks more vulnerable. Velzinoph has a few scratches. <890/890hp 888/1040mana 415/415mv 0tnl | NE> < T: a golden-haired mermaid TC: gushing blood E: Velzinoph EC: a few scratches > < > slo Your negative power DISEMBOWELS Velzinoph! Velzinoph hand blocks your negative power. Velzinoph's claw DISMEMBERS a golden-haired mermaid! Velzinoph's claw DISMEMBERS a golden-haired mermaid! Velzinoph has a few scratches. <890/890hp 891/1040mana 415/415mv 0tnl | NE> < T: a golden-haired mermaid TC: gushing blood E: Velzinoph EC: a few scratches > The spidery language of magic comes out of your mouth. Velzinoph appears to be moving slower. Velzinoph has a few scratches. <890/890hp 861/1040mana 415/415mv 0tnl | NE> < T: a golden-haired mermaid TC: gushing blood E: Velzinoph EC: a few scratches > < > Your negative power maims Velzinoph! Velzinoph hand blocks your negative power. A golden-haired mermaid's slice decimates Velzinoph. Velzinoph's claw MASSACRES a golden-haired mermaid! Velzinoph has some small wounds. <890/890hp 863/1040mana 415/415mv 0tnl | NE> < T: a golden-haired mermaid TC: gushing blood E: Velzinoph EC: small wounds > < > ff The spidery language of magic comes out of your mouth. Velzinoph is surrounded by a pink outline. Velzinoph has some small wounds. <890/890hp 858/1040mana 415/415mv 0tnl | NE> < T: a golden-haired mermaid TC: gushing blood E: Velzinoph EC: small wounds > < > Your negative power devastates Velzinoph. Your negative power devastates Velzinoph. Velzinoph has some small wounds. <890/890hp 860/1040mana 415/415mv 0tnl | NE> < T: a golden-haired mermaid TC: gushing blood E: Velzinoph EC: small wounds > < > The air around sharp head horns of the icingdeath chills and shards of ice fill the air. You point at Velzinoph and a bolt of ice flies forth! Your frostbolt >>> ANNIHILATES <<< Velzinoph! Skull of Fistandantilus glows pale red. Velzinoph anticipates the vampiric touch and dodges out of its path! Velzinoph hand blocks your negative power. Velzinoph hand blocks your negative power. Velzinoph is gushing blood. <890/890hp 864/1040mana 415/415mv 0tnl | NE> < T: a golden-haired mermaid TC: gushing blood E: Velzinoph EC: gushing blood > < > l velz Velzinoph hand blocks your negative power. Your negative power maims Velzinoph! A golden-haired mermaid's slice misses Velzinoph. Velzinoph's claw DISMEMBERS a golden-haired mermaid! Velzinoph's claw MASSACRES a golden-haired mermaid! Velzinoph is gushing blood. <890/890hp 866/1040mana 415/415mv 0tnl | NE> < T: a golden-haired mermaid TC: writhing E: Velzinoph EC: gushing blood > Before you is a fat draconian, of medium height, whose body is more like a pile of lumpy muscles covered in blue-green scales. In the sun, his hide shimmers jade and steel, like wet pebbles. His figure is an unnatural hybrid of strength and snake-like flexibility. His broad shoulders and powerful chest are covered not only with scales, but also with thick, coarse strands of blue-black hair, matted with sweat and grease. This hair grows in clumps on his arms, back, and even on his protruding, rock-hard belly. Each movement of his muscles beneath this strange skin seems separate, living its own life. His head is a nightmare molded from snake and human anatomy. A flattened nose with barely noticeable slits for the nostrils, a wide mouth that can stretch into an unimaginable grin, and lidless emerald eyes with vertical pupils. These pupils narrow into slits when his gaze stops at you. You feel not just a gaze, but a close, cold study. It seems that he sees not you, but your essence - all your fears, weaknesses and most secret thoughts, and from this goosebumps run down your spine like icy needles. When he speaks, his low, hoarse voice is framed by a hissing and whistling breath, as if the words come out from between too sharp and frequent teeth. All his movements, despite his massiveness, are honed to absolute precision. He does not walk - he silently flows from place to place, his heavy body moves with the ghostly agility and speed of a large predatory cat. The air behind him carries a sweet, heavy smell of old blood, damp earth and coppery fear. Velzinoph is gushing blood. Velzinoph is using: <worn on finger> a tarnished steel ring <worn on finger> a ring bearing a slaver seal <worn around neck> (Glowing) a brass badge <worn around neck> (Glowing) a brass badge <worn on torso> a buffalo hide shirt <worn on head> a bone mask <worn on legs> a pair of spiked shinguards <worn on feet> a pair of black leather sandals <worn on hands> a pair of spiked gloves <worn on arms> a pair of metal-plated sleeves <worn on body> a tattered black cloak <worn on waist> a golden girth <worn around wrist> a bone bracelet <worn around wrist> a red-jewelled bracelet Velzinoph is gushing blood. <890/890hp 866/1040mana 415/415mv 0tnl | NE> < T: a golden-haired mermaid TC: writhing E: Velzinoph EC: gushing blood > < > The air around sharp head horns of the icingdeath chills and shards of ice fill the air. You point at Velzinoph and a bolt of ice flies forth! Your frostbolt >>> ANNIHILATES <<< Velzinoph! Your negative power DISEMBOWELS Velzinoph! Your negative power MUTILATES Velzinoph! Velzinoph hand blocks your negative power. Velzinoph's claw MASSACRES a golden-haired mermaid! Velzinoph is convulsing on the ground. <890/890hp 867/1040mana 415/415mv 0tnl | NE> < T: a golden-haired mermaid TC: convulsing E: Velzinoph EC: convulsing > < > Skull of Fistandantilus glows pale red. Your deathly touch === OBLITERATES === Velzinoph! Velzinoph is DEAD!! You hear Velzinoph's death cry. A strange buzzing sound fills your ears as leather cap pops in from nowhere! [/log] Title: Re: Velzinoph turns stiff Post by: Lelik on October 10, 2025, 05:34:43 pm You're just ruining your reputation by posting such crap. Strange you didn’t mention about full loot:))))
Title: Re: Velzinoph turns stiff Post by: zondra on October 10, 2025, 10:22:39 pm Why full looted that garbage
Title: Re: Velzinoph turns stiff Post by: Lelik on October 11, 2025, 12:17:56 am Why full looted that garbage I haven’t the foggiest—it isn’t my char, I’m merely chronicling the charming exploits of these delightful gutter punks in the game. Apparently, they get a real kick out of convening at their oh-so-cozy little base in the ‘Dump of Kalaman’ (maybe joined by shadyn aka khiren’s illustrious lawyer) to perfect their ‘dutch rudder’ maneuver. But really, why the hell bother when they’ve already mastered it to a flawless 100%? ;)Title: Re: Velzinoph turns stiff Post by: zondra on October 11, 2025, 01:58:28 am I had to Google dutch rudder
Title: Re: Velzinoph turns stiff Post by: rexbu on October 11, 2025, 12:08:56 pm Good job disaster - always delivers!
Title: Re: Velzinoph turns stiff Post by: Boa on October 11, 2025, 12:27:20 pm sorry for intervention but this joke reminded me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVzM13DGR0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVzM13DGR0) Title: Re: Velzinoph turns stiff Post by: Sirri on October 11, 2025, 02:39:46 pm I had to Google dutch rudder How to ungoogle it now? ::) Title: Re: Velzinoph turns stiff Post by: zondra on October 11, 2025, 04:43:07 pm I had to Google dutch rudder How to ungoogle it now? ::) Some things you can't unseen Title: Re: Velzinoph turns stiff Post by: shadyn on October 11, 2025, 10:48:57 pm (maybe joined by shadyn aka khiren’s illustrious lawyer)
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