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Title: Not Intended for persons under 18 Post by: jAx on December 29, 2005, 06:53:45 am A cucumber, pickle and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked.
The cucumber said, "Man my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad." So the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar." The penis glared at both of them and said, " You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone puts a rubber tarp over my head, sticks me in a dark room, and bangs my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out. Title: Re: Not Intended for persons under 18 Post by: jemma on December 29, 2005, 10:26:56 am I am not under 18, but I will close my eyes to that one. :P
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? Title: Re: Not Intended for persons under 18 Post by: Kolin on December 29, 2005, 12:30:12 pm Hot Cross Bunnies . . . i know my riddles Jemma . . . been waiting for title for a long time except noone will even take my challenge so that i can prove it . . . - Bjo
Title: Re: Not Intended for persons under 18 Post by: jemma on December 29, 2005, 05:16:58 pm Hot Cross Bunnies . . . i know my riddles Jemma . . . been waiting for title for a long time except noone will even take my challenge so that i can prove it . . . - Bjo *pouts* ;D And what title is that Bjo? The Joker? Or Riddler? ;D |