This was written by one brave or stupid guy :)

[Lizzy]

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
their heart.



FOR EXAMPLE:


One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.



Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't
feel like it, I just want you to hold me."



I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"



So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to
hear...



"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."



She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for
who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"



Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.



The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her.



We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed
department store.



I walked around with her while she tried on several different very
expensive outfits.



She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them
all.



She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get
a pair for each outfit."



We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of
diamond earrings.



Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I  was one
wave short of a shipwreck.



I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis
bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.



I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."



She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.



Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is
all dear, let's go to the cashier."



I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it."



Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled.



"WHAT?"



I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.



You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me
to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."



And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy
you?"



Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch
knows I'm smarter than her.

[Nuitari]

Ohh! I think I'll follow his example 

[Habbakuk]

+1000

[deda]

I agree with everything written and vote for no-sex option! It's cheaper!