sometimes even trash gets lucky

[Kage]

- Background...well kbaot..is kbaot and he gated and killed me while I was peeing and my triggers went off dusting and I had to vanish blinded and was killed and full looted of course..oh well its a kbaot.  So I find him and he flees from me while Im still naked several times...he doesnt like foes that are awake it seems.   Then I set up

where
Within the area of the City of Palanthas:
(PK) Kbaot      a dark temple within the city
(PK) Me       Palanthas market square

Kbaot has arrived.

<849/849hp 496/501mana 326/326mv 780857tnl | NESW> assassinate kbaot
With silent and deadly grace you slip from the shadows and hurl a razor-edged knife at Kbaot.

Your knife slashes across Kbaot's throat but just misses his jugular vein!
You step out of the shadows.
You fade into existence.
You trample around loudly again.
Your assassination attempt === OBLITERATES === Kbaot!
You dodge Kbaot's pound.
You dodge Kbaot's pound.
Your punch MASSACRES Kbaot!
Your punch DISMEMBERS Kbaot!
Your punch MASSACRES Kbaot!
Kbaot has some small wounds.

<849/849hp 496/501mana 326/326mv 780857tnl | NESW>

< T: Me  TC:perfect condition   E: Kbaot EC: small wounds >
< > < >
Kbaot has turned around, trying to escape!
Kbaot leaves north.
Kbaot has fled!
<849/849hp 496/501mana 326/326mv 780857tnl | NESW> throw
Kbaot has arrived.
<849/849hp 496/501mana 326/326mv 780857tnl | NESW> strangle kbaot
They aren't here.

<849/849hp 496/501mana 326/326mv 780857tnl | NESW> <849/849hp 496/501mana 326/326mv 780857tnl | NESW> Kbaot leaves south.

<849/849hp 496/501mana 326/326mv 780857tnl | NESW> <849/849hp 496/501mana 326/326mv 780857tnl | NESW> They aren't here.

<849/849hp 496/501mana 326/326mv 780857tnl | NESW> strangle kbaot
They aren't here.

<849/849hp 496/501mana 326/326mv 780857tnl | NESW> s
You stop waiting for your victim and leave all your careful preparations.

....Some chasing then find my friend

<849/849hp 501/501mana 321/326mv 780857tnl | NS> n
strangle kbaot
In the southern market
    You stand within the bustling markets of Palanthas. The sounds of people
talking and conducting business can be heard from all around. To the south
is a large stone archway leading out from the markets, while the markets
themselves continue north, east and west.
[Exits: north east south west]
Kbaot the male human is here.

<849/849hp 501/501mana 320/326mv 780857tnl | NESW> <849/849hp 501/501mana 320/326mv 780857tnl | NESW> You grab hold of Kbaot's neck and put them to sleep.

<849/849hp 501/501mana 320/326mv 780857tnl | NESW> nerve kb
You grasp Kbaot's arm and weaken her with pressure points.

Kbaot drops a mace.

<849/849hp 501/501mana 320/326mv 780857tnl | NESW> blindness
 poison
You throw a handful of blindness dust into the room!
Kbaot appears to be blinded.

<849/849hp 483/501mana 320/326mv 780857tnl | NESW> <849/849hp 483/501mana 320/326mv 780857tnl | NESW> You throw a handful of poison dust into the room!

<849/849hp 463/501mana 320/326mv 780857tnl | NESW> poi
You throw a handful of poison dust into the room!

<849/849hp 443/501mana 320/326mv 780857tnl | NESW> poi
You throw a handful of poison dust into the room!

<849/849hp 423/501mana 320/326mv 780857tnl | NESW> poi
You throw a handful of poison dust into the room!
Kbaot turns green and looks sick.

Kbaot's poison maims him!

<849/849hp 427/501mana 326/326mv 780857tnl | NESW> style dragon
With outward breath you stretch your body.
You now fight in unarmed combat using the Dragon style.

<849/849hp 427/501mana 326/326mv 780857tnl | NESW> rem shie
You do not have that item.

<849/849hp 427/501mana 326/326mv 780857tnl | NESW> l kb
You see not tall and very badly constituted human.
On his pretty but pale face you hardly can find any
emotions, it seems like he does't cares about world
around and his mind sees only strange dark visions.
His long black hairs dishevelled like under wind.
His quiet pleasant voice do not draws any attention
of folk around but there are some momennts unrare
when throught melodious notes in his voice you can
hear rage and malice. His melancholic face shapes
disgreeable and in deep dark eyes appears flame of hate.
Kbaot has some small wounds.

Kbaot is using:
<worn on finger>    (Glowing) a small ruby ring
<worn on finger>    (Glowing) a small ruby ring
<worn around neck>  (Glowing) a brass badge
<worn around neck>  (Glowing) silver amulet
<worn on torso>     (Humming) a granite platemail
<worn on legs>      the leggings made of white wyrmling's scale
<worn on feet>      some earthen boots
<worn on body>      tanned hide of the underground beast
<worn on waist>     (Humming) a brass belt
<worn around wrist> a blue electrum bracelet
<worn around wrist> a fine silver wristguard
<bearing>           a sign of Five clenched dragon claws

<849/849hp 427/501mana 326/326mv 780857tnl | NESW> bash kb
Kbaot yells, 'Help! Someone is bashing me!'

You fall flat on your face!
Your bash misses Kbaot.
You dodge Kbaot's punch.
You find a slight vulnerability in Kbaot's defences.
Your punch *** DEMOLISHES *** Kbaot!
You find a heavy vulnerability in Kbaot's defences.
Your punch *** DEMOLISHES *** Kbaot!
You find a heavy vulnerability in Kbaot's defences.
Your punch *** DEMOLISHES *** Kbaot!
You find a slight vulnerability in Kbaot's defences.
Your punch *** DEMOLISHES *** Kbaot!
The blood of ancient dragons fades away from your veins.
Kbaot is covered in bleeding wounds.
<849/849hp 427/501mana 326/326mv 780857tnl | NESW>
< >
bash
Kbaot has turned around, trying to escape!
Kbaot leaves south.
Kbaot has fled!
<849/849hp 427/501mana 326/326mv 780857tnl | NESW> throw
s
You blood starts to run faster through your veins but the feeling fades away.
<849/849hp 407/501mana 326/326mv 780857tnl | NESW> bash kbaot
You aren't fighting anyone, how can you release your fury at empty air?

...two missed bashes ends my fun

<849/849hp 447/501mana 323/326mv 780857tnl | NSU> bash kbaot
Kbaot tells you, 'Wow.'

You tell Kbaot, 'Yeah.'

<849/849hp 324/501mana 255/326mv 780869tnl | N> hid
You attempt to hide.
<849/849hp 324/501mana 255/326mv 780869tnl | N> aprepare
Kbaot tells you, 'Hren.'
You step out of the shadows.
You begin searching the shadows for a suitable hiding place for your lethal deed.

...next attempt missed in dark temple I mean totally...mastered assassination very sad

-  just gates and gates...like a circling vulture...a lucky vulture. oh well always next time

[Nierth]

Yeah, kill him =)))

Kbaot tells you, 'Hren.'
Do you understand it?)))))))))))))))))))

[Quino]

gaga

Both log and background history are kewl, I especially like 'oh well its a kbaot' part )

[Kage]

- I love this MUD..its like how we taught foreign exchange students in grade school english...slang and swear words .  I assume its some sort of slang for a swear word or exclamation...Ill look it up..but the context says it all I think.  Realistically Im sure it works more like a call out..if I respond Im russian...if not Im a dumb american 

[Kage]

gaga

- is this really the russian version of a goose honking?

[Nierth]

yep=)) they are all gooses here =))) gaga means they laugh like gooses ))))))

hren means "like hell; don't even think of"
 :-)))) oh, kbaot!

[Genocide]

Hren = Horseradish
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horseradish

nothing rude 

[Matthew]

Thats funny, i dunno about other english speaking places but here it is common practice to reply with  'horseradish' when it hard to believe... Another thing we say alot is codswhallop.. I've never been quite sure what codswhallop is 

[zondra]

I just liked how he tried to kill you again when you were naked...good times

[Kage]

to zondra - Yeah Im missing that part of the log...
kbaot says  'do you wanna die?'   after I was naked hanging in the square
I was like ' hard to say '  I shoulda said "hren"    then I tigerclawed him and he fled 

- yeah cultural comparisons are great.  even in your own country..I recently moved down south from NY to Virginia...might as well be russia some of the things they say down here.  They say horse's ass if your talking about something they dont believe or call you one if your full of crap.  One of my favorite sayings I heard down here was from an old lady last summer in the deep woods where I was surveying.
   Kage says " Wow, it gets hot down here doesnt it?"
 Old lady says " You know it...it's hotter then Delila's crotch out today"
   (bible reference as in samson and delila, just a different take on it   )
-  I didnt have the words to reply. just nodded and walked off.
 Weather has the best sayings in the south just a bit eccentric...
bad rain = raining like a cow peeing on a flat rock , or like pouring pee from a boot
Cold       = Colder then a witch's t*tty

[zondra]

I moved from philly 65 miles west. and before i knew it everyone walking into my store is missing half there teeth and talking about trailer parks. and i only went 60 miles...