Just for Fun

[jemma]

* A man in Brisbane calls his Son in Sydney the day before Christmas Eve and says, " I hate to ruin your day, but have to tell you that your Mother and I are Divorcing, 45 years of Misery is enough.
 
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.  "We're sick of the sight of each other, so you call your Sister in Melbourne and tell her."
 
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.  I'll take care of this, " she says.  She calls Brisbane immediately and screams at her father.  "You are not getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there.  I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow.  Until then, until then, don't do a thing, do you hear me!"and she hangs up.
 
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.  "It's OK dear,"he says" They're coming for Christmas and paying their own way....!!!!