Geography of a...

[Nierth]

*don't kick me hard*

Geography of a Woman

Between 18 and 22,
A woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful
with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30,
A woman is like America; well developed and open to trade, especially
for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35,
A woman is like India; very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40,
A woman is like France; gently aging but still warm, and a desirable
place to visit.

Between 41 and 50,
A woman is like Great Britain; with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60,
A woman is like Yugoslavia; lost the war and haunted by past mistakes.

Between 61 and 70,
A woman is like Russia; very wide, and borders are now unpatrolled.

After 70,

She becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the
wisdom of the ages, only those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst
for spiritual knowledge visit there.



GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70,
A man is like Iraq --- ruled by a dick


it's a joke!

[master]

*don't kick me hard*
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 1 and 70,
A man is like Iraq --- ruled by a dick


it's a joke!

if it's a joke,
why i am not laughing?  because it is true!
Maybe it is time for me to start a topic with several thousands of jokes about blondies

[master]

a mouse and his wife are trying to run over road
the mouse succeeds
but his female stops in the middle of road when her tail gets between her legs
and some car kills her
what is the point of this story?
women loose their head when they feel something between their legs

[Crusader]

to Master

Argueing with a woman is a waste of time. Just pass by. The main point that a woman keeps a man near her is accused him in disharmony of world as they are gettin older they become useless. And a man even in 70 year is a man. 

[Nierth]

master, I am not a blondie, so I care not about such jokes =)

[Crusader]

http://conquer.livejournal.com/190981.html?nc=36

[Jaslar]

Some men are so proud they have a dick, like it's their merit. *shrugs*

[master]

yep, just being servant of hormons and body chemistry for years does not look too funny to me.
its strange but there is some truth about it
well its prolly my dulled sense for humor  too

[Crusader]

All is easy. Where is nothing wrong that a man thinks with his dick. It's way of nature. A male look on pritty healthy female and his dick saying him "Go ahead!" By doing this a man reproduce a healthy genofund  of human race. A woman thinks only about her ass  to keep it in warm place. So, a woman choses a man by his wallet. By doing this woman reproduce sick genofund of race. After that they scream all where is true  men? Answers is simple - you killed them by yourselves.

[master]

well, this is much darker version than my words. I dont think the goal of human evolution is to kill all true men

[Lizzy]

a mouse and his wife are trying to run over road
the mouse succeeds
but his female stops in the middle of road when her tail gets between her legs
and some car kills her
what is the point of this story?
women loose their head when they feel something between their legs

I am a blonde, but that joke isn't even funny!! Shall I start posting DECENT FUNNY jokes? Keep up with bad sick jokes and I will!! And that is a threat! 

[master]

Oh... for god sake, wake Habbakuk, wake Nuitari, wake Sirrion, wake all to restore damn game to keep lizzy busy or she will start to bombard forum with new jokes!  *giggle*
and to stop me from bombarding forum with such commens

Funny, i dont believe in marphy's laws, but i have fastest link now when i cant connect

[Sirrion]

Wake whom?    

[Lizzy]

Wake whom?   

Sirrion is talking in his sleep. Comes with old age ya know    Ask Hiddy