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Lizzy
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« on: October 20, 2006, 03:51:30 pm »

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous 
redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he 
sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.  He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you."

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and
afterwards they go to the  theatre followed by  drinks.
They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.
She  listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come 
to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful  time.

 The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with 
all the  trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything had been SO incredible! 

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to 
every guy you meet?"

 "No," she replies, "You just happened to catch my  eye."

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« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2006, 08:55:30 pm »

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