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« on: February 20, 2006, 04:15:12 am »
After having their 11th child, a Irish couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.  So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a big firework,  light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Irishman said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can  next to my ear is going to help me.

"Trust me,, it will do the job" said the doctor .

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can.

He  held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which  point he paused and placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.
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« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2006, 11:25:05 am »
Hey hey hey, this may be funny, but its a cheapshot at us irish folk.  Wink Tongue
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« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2006, 02:27:52 pm »
Quote from: Niano on February 20, 2006, 11:25:05 am
Hey hey hey, this may be funny, but its a cheapshot at us irish folk.  Wink Tongue

 Grin  Never. No siree. Not me  Grin Cool Kiss
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« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2006, 11:48:39 pm »
Don't make me come over/down there and show you what us irishmen are made of....lots of whiskey, cigarettes, and fists like steel.
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« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2006, 02:36:50 am »
Quote from: Niano on February 20, 2006, 11:48:39 pm
Don't make me come over/down there and show you what us irishmen are made of....lots of whiskey, cigarettes, and fists like steel.

 Grin
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« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2006, 11:29:47 am »
 Smiley Smiley Smiley

The Irishman is the only person that will walk past a dozen of naked woman to get to the bottle of stout.

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P.S. no offense to you Irish folk is meant. I read this at the entrance of an Irish bar. Smiley
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« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2006, 11:35:07 am »
Its true. But they then forgot to mention once having downed the bottle, we turn around and ravish all 12 then go on our way looking for more of both!  Cheesy Wink
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« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2006, 11:47:41 am »
ROFLMBO
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« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2006, 12:14:12 pm »
They're all redheads though right?
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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2006, 10:54:54 am »
You can tell the difference after 12 bottles ?!?!?  Shocked
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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2006, 10:58:05 am »
There was nothing about 12 bottles. It was 12 women and one bottle, though flip flopped is just as good... Grin
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