Rubber Gloves

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Where do latex Gloves come from?

 A dentist  noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

"Do you  know how they make these gloves?" he  asked.
"No, I  don't" she replied.

Well," he  spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of latex and  workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."

She didn't  crack a smile. "Oh, well.  I tried," he  thought.
But five  minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental procedure,  she burst out laughing.

"What's so  funny?" he asked.
I was just  picturing how condoms are made!" she  said.
Gotta watch  those little old ladies!  Their minds are always
working

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