*AHEM*

[jemma]

I'MA COME HERE TO A HOTEL. I GO DOWN TO EAT SOMA BREAKFAST. I TELLA THE WAITER I WANNA TWO PISS TOAST. HE BRINGA ME ONLY ONEA PISS. I TELLA HIM I WANNA TWO PISS - HE SAY, GO TO THE TOILET. I SAY YOU NO UNNERSTAN'. I WANNA TWO PISS ONA MY PLATE. HE SAY YOU BETTER NO PISS ONA DA PLATE YOU SONNA MA BITCH. I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MAN AND HE CALLA ME SONNA MA BITCH!!......
 
LATER, I GO TO EATA SOMA DINNER AT ANOTHER RESTAURANT, THE WAITRESS BRINGA SPOON, ANA KNIFE BUT NO FOCK. I SAY I WANNA FOCK. SHE TELLA ME EVERYBODY WANNA FOCK I SAY YOU NO UNNERSTAN! I WANNA FOCK ON THE TABLE. SHE SAY YOU BETTER NOT FOCK ON THE TABLE YOU SONNA MA BITCH!
 
SO I GO BACK TO MY HOTEL, AN' THERES NO SHEET ON MY BED. I CALLA THE MANAGER AN' TELL HIM I WANNA SHEET ON THE BED. HE SAY YOU BETTER NOT SHEET ON THE BED, YOU SONNA MA BITCH. I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MAN AN' HE CALL ME SONNA MA BITCH!
 
SO I GO TO CHECK OUT AND THE MAN AT THE DESK, HE SAY PEACE TO YOU. I SAY PISS ONNA YOU TOO, YOU SONNA MA BITCH!!   I GO BACK TO ITALY!

[Rialon]

Aha, and it is twice as funny when heard. 

[Niano]

Jemma, you do a great job of brightening my day. 

[Hiddukel]

Ok...Now, is this sad.....But they form the lyics of an awesome dance song called "Pizzaman" by Cisco Kid.

Download it if you can, it rocks

[ORKAN]

I heard this in a MP3 file. It is much more amusing (funny) when you hear it spoken with an Itallian accent.