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jemma
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« on: March 06, 2006, 04:42:11 pm »

I'MA COME HERE TO A HOTEL. I GO DOWN TO EAT SOMA BREAKFAST. I TELLA THE WAITER I WANNA TWO PISS TOAST. HE BRINGA ME ONLY ONEA PISS. I TELLA HIM I WANNA TWO PISS - HE SAY, GO TO THE TOILET. I SAY YOU NO UNNERSTAN'. I WANNA TWO PISS ONA MY PLATE. HE SAY YOU BETTER NO PISS ONA DA PLATE YOU SONNA MA BITCH. I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MAN AND HE CALLA ME SONNA MA BITCH!!......
 
LATER, I GO TO EATA SOMA DINNER AT ANOTHER RESTAURANT, THE WAITRESS BRINGA SPOON, ANA KNIFE BUT NO FOCK. I SAY I WANNA FOCK. SHE TELLA ME EVERYBODY WANNA FOCK I SAY YOU NO UNNERSTAN! I WANNA FOCK ON THE TABLE. SHE SAY YOU BETTER NOT FOCK ON THE TABLE YOU SONNA MA BITCH!
 
SO I GO BACK TO MY HOTEL, AN' THERES NO SHEET ON MY BED. I CALLA THE MANAGER AN' TELL HIM I WANNA SHEET ON THE BED. HE SAY YOU BETTER NOT SHEET ON THE BED, YOU SONNA MA BITCH. I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MAN AN' HE CALL ME SONNA MA BITCH!
 
SO I GO TO CHECK OUT AND THE MAN AT THE DESK, HE SAY PEACE TO YOU. I SAY PISS ONNA YOU TOO, YOU SONNA MA BITCH!!   I GO BACK TO ITALY!
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« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2006, 05:08:41 pm »

Aha, and it is twice as funny when heard.  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2006, 05:59:59 pm »

Jemma, you do a great job of brightening my day.  Cheesy Wink Kiss
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When the first living thing existed, I was there, waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs up on the tables and lock the universe behind me when I leave.
Hiddukel
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« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2006, 06:43:49 pm »

Ok...Now, is this sad.....But they form the lyics of an awesome dance song called "Pizzaman" by Cisco Kid.

Download it if you can, it rocks Smiley
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« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2006, 11:04:17 am »

I heard this in a MP3 file. It is much more amusing (funny) when you hear it spoken with an Itallian accent.
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