My Apologies if this offends

[jemma]

A woman was helping her husband to set up his computer. At the appropriate point in the process,the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password- something he would use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to the wife's attention. So when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud as he typed....P....E....N....I..S.....His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:


PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH........

[Quino]

ROFL, that rocks!