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« on: March 12, 2006, 03:53:17 am »
IM GONNA BE A DAD AGAIN   Cry I PROMISE IM NOT GOING TO CRACK! OK?
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I don't want it back. You can never get rid of the smell, you know. Besides, that dagger was Flint's!
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« Reply #1 on: March 12, 2006, 06:19:28 am »
hmmm, WHY is that so bad?
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« Reply #2 on: March 12, 2006, 09:01:02 am »
WELL, i already have a daughter see and not enough money to keep her the way id like. . .
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« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2006, 11:35:29 am »
Matthew, are you tried to use condoms?

p.s. Sorry for rudiness.
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« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2006, 12:09:05 pm »
Heh it was supposedly nearly impossible for my miss's to have children again especially on the pill.
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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2006, 03:56:50 pm »
Congrats. It is always a struggle no matter if you have 1, 2, 3 or 4, maybe even more. Smiley Enjoy. Wink

Wait!! You want more? Tongue
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« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2006, 04:58:53 pm »
Well, i am no longer in denial!
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« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2006, 09:54:17 am »
Quote from: Matthew on March 12, 2006, 12:09:05 pm
Heh it was supposedly nearly impossible for my miss's to have children again especially on the pill.

Know what I found with the pill - I fell pregnant 7 times!!! Doesn't always work. Do you know how hard it is to hold those little pills between the knees when .... NEVER MIND!! They don't work!!
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« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2006, 02:58:38 am »
I don't think this is limited to just Grandma's doing this!

Grandma's Birth Control Pills

 A doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.

 At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her.

As the young Doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?"
 
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

 "Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that could possibly help you sleep!"

 She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee. "Yes,
dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks................................. And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."

[You gotta love Grandmas!] Grin Grin Shocked Grin Grin Cool
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Valeria
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« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2006, 05:17:11 am »
Jemma, I am not sure this is funny!  Maybe scary!!!
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« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2006, 07:36:24 am »
Quote from: Valeria on March 15, 2006, 05:17:11 am
Jemma, I am not sure this is funny!  Maybe scary!!!

Valeria - you mean, you are adding another pea to the pod?  Shocked
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