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« on: April 05, 2006, 04:07:05 am »

So, this man is driving down the road.  He makes a stop at a stop sign, and all of a sudden two men in trench coats with ski masks and shot guns pull him out of his car screaming 'Are you Catholic or Protestant?'

The man quickly replies, 'Neither, I'm Jewish!!'

The two men looked stunned, and wait a moment before asking, 'So are ye a Jewish Catholic or a Jewish Protestant?'
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O Ghaidheil, o caite 'n deach t' uaill 'Nad fhine 's 'nad chanan 's do thir?
Lizzy
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« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2006, 04:08:56 am »

lol haha. They were blonde IRA right?
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« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2006, 04:50:12 am »

Nope, think that fits into regular IRA....please don't blow my truck up kind folks of the IRA  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: April 05, 2006, 03:19:04 pm »

A lonely spinster, aged 81, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:

 
HUSBAND WANTED, MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (80's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT CHASE OTHER WOMEN AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON
 
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.   He had no arms or legs.
 
The woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?  Just look at you....you have no legs!"
 
The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot chase other women!"
 
She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!"
 
Again the old man smiled. "Nor can I beat you!"
 
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?"
 
With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell didn't I ?"


(that's got nothing to do with the IRA Tongue )
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« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2006, 12:54:22 am »

Lizzy Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Lady, hats off. Macfie, nice one too. Keep up the good job guys... Thumbs up!!!!! Cool
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