Getting sex

[dehucka]

some new mud players answer Yes on question
sex (m/f)?

[Lizzy]

Husband # 11

A YOUNG MAN MARRIED A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHO HAD PREVIOUSLY DIVORCED TEN  HUSBANDS.  ON THEIR WEDDING NIGHT, SHE TOLD HER NEW HUSBAND, "PLEASE BE  GENTLE; I'M STILL A VIRGIN."
   
"WHAT?" SAID THE PUZZLED GROOM.  "HOW CAN THAT BE IF YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED  TEN TIMES?"
   
WELL, HUSBAND #1 WAS A SALES REPRESENTATIVE; HE KEPT TELLING ME HOW GREAT IT WAS GOING TO BE.
   
HUSBAND #2 WAS IN SOFTWARE SERVICES; HE WAS NEVER REALLY SURE HOW IT WAS  SUPPOSED TO FUNCTION, BUT HE SAID HE'D LOOK INTO IT AND GET BACK TO
ME.   
HUSBAND #3 WAS FROM FIELD SERVICES; HE SAID EVERYTHING CHECKED OUT  DIAGNOSTICALLY BUT HE JUST COULDN'T GET THE SYSTEM! UP.
   
HUSBAND #4 WAS IN TELEMARKETING; EVEN THOUGH HE KNEW HE HAD THE ORDER, HE DIDN'T KNOW WHEN HE WOULD BE ABLE TO DELIVER.
   
HUSBAND #5 WAS AN ENGINEER; HE UNDERSTOOD THE BASIC PROCESS BUT WANTED  THREE YEARS TO RESEARCH, IMPLEMENT, AND DESIG N A NEW STATE-OF-THE-ART METHOD.
   
HUSBAND #6 WAS FROM ADMINISTRATION; HE THOUGHT HE KNEW HOW, BUT HE WASN'T SURE WHETHER IT WAS HIS JOB OR NOT.
   
HUSBAND #7 WAS IN MARKETING; ALTHOUGH HE HAD A PRODUCT, HE WAS NEVER SURE HOW TO POSITION
IT. 
   
HUSBAND #8 WAS A PSYCHIATRIST; ALL HE EVER DID WAS TALK ABOUT IT.
   
HUSBAND #9 WAS A GYNECOLOGIST; ALL HE DID WAS LOOK AT IT.
   
HUSBAND #10 WAS A STAMP COLLECTOR; ALL HE EVER DID WAS .. GOD, I MISS HIM! !
   
BUT NOW THAT I'VE MARRIED YO U, I'M SO EXCITED!"
   
"GOOD," SAID THE HUSBAND, "BUT, WHY?"
   
"YOU'RE WITH THE GOVERNMENT.  THIS TIME I KNOW I'M GONNA GET SCREWED ..

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