New Study

[Lizzy]

New  Study

A  South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has
discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity  read
their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.





Don't bother taking it off  now, it's too late.







And then there's the one about .......

A man and a woman quietly  moved to the rear of a airplane. "I think
everyone's asleep. Are you ready?"  "Here's an empty one." "No one is
looking. You go in first." "It's cramped. I'll  sit down." "Got the condom?
Quick, put it on!" Sniff, sniff. "Ah, perfume. You  think of everything!"
"This is great..." (long sigh) "Oh, god..." Suddenly the  captain's voice
came over the PA system. "You two! In the rear toilet.
We  know what you're doing and it is expressly forbidden by airline
regulations! Now  take that condom off the smoke detector and put out those
cigarettes!"