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Hiddukel
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« on: October 20, 2005, 05:53:36 pm »

Steve falls off a cliff and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says,
"Someone should go and tell his wife."
Bluey says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bluey?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Bluey replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told Sheila her husband was dead and she gives
you beer?"
"Well not exactly," Bluey says. "When she answered the door, I said to
her,'You must be Steve's widow'.
She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'
And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'."

 
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Kingdoms are forged by war...


« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2005, 06:25:08 pm »

HAHAHAHA
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Wars come and go, but my soldiers stay eternal.
Morte
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« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2005, 08:10:27 pm »

 Grin LOL
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jemma
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« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2005, 10:56:22 pm »

LOL now, that IS bad!! (pssssssst, just incase you hadn't noticed, the other two aren't really me. They're imposters Wink Cheesy  )

But hey peeps, it's ok to laugh along with him. Smiley I was just kidding. Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2005, 01:52:31 pm »

This is how you guys handle things like that in Australia?   Grin
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« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2005, 01:52:49 pm »

Oh damn.. What am I doing here?
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jemma
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« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2005, 02:00:24 pm »

LOL Hello Taiko. Lovely to see you Wink
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master
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« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2005, 10:48:51 am »

What are Fosters  Embarrassed
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jemma
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« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2005, 10:50:18 am »

*GASP* MASTER!! It's beer!!
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