an old one

[moq]

A man walks into a bar and notices a great big jar stuffed to the brim with 10 dollar bills. He walks up and asks the bartender, "whats that all about?" The Bartender replies, "Thats the Bar Challenge. If you can do it, then you get all the money in the Jar." The man nods, thinking that all that money would be welcome. He says, "So whats the challenge?" The bartender shakes his head and says, "I can't tell you until you put in your $10 into the jackpot." The Man says "Ok" and puts his $10 bill into the jar.
The Bartender hauls out a jug of a strange looking liquid, "This here is liquor made from Jalapeсos. It's the spiciest liquor ever. First you have to chug this without stopping, and you can't tear up or drink any water after."
He sets the jar down and points to a pad locked door. "Behind that door is a set of stairs which lead down to a Chained up Rotweiler with a sore tooth. He's mean under normal circumstances, and so the pain is only making it worse. You have to pull the sore tooth out with your bare hands."
Finally he points to a set of stairs leading up. "upstairs is an old lady who's never had sex before. You have to give her the pleasure she's never had before."
The man realized by this point that the task was simply impossible and said as much to the bartender. The Bartender shrugged and said "It's your ten bucks."
The man orders a couple of shots, and by the time he was done with them, he had convinced himself it was worth a try to try to do the challenge. He turned to the Bartender and said, "I'll try it after all."
The Bartender looked skeptical, but placed the jug of liquor on the bar. The man grabbed it and began to chug. He could feel it burning his throat, but he was getting really drunk really fast and it didn't bother him so much. He got up and stumbled over to the door where the bartender had removed the lock. He stumbled down the stairs and from below, everyone could hear the sounds of a struggle. The dog growled and barked and the man screamed in pain, but after a few minutes, the dog was heard squealing and then everything went quiet. A few moments later and the man stumbled up the stares, roaring drunk and said, "NOw!!! WHerEs ThaT LaDY wItha SoAR tOoTH!?"