THAT'LL LEARN HIM!

[Jemma]

An Environmental Health Officer stops at a  Dairy farm in the Waikato and talks with an old  farmer.

He tells the  farmer, 'I need to inspect your  farm for your water quality.'

The old  farmer says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over there.'

The Environmental Health Officer  says, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Government with me..   See this  warrant card?   This  warrant means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land.  No questions asked or answered.  Have I made myself clear?  Do you understand?'

The old  farmer nods politely and goes about his chores.

Later, the old  farmer hears loud screams and sees the  EHO running for his life.  And close behind is the  farmers bull.  The bull is gaining with every step.

The  EHO is clearly terrified, so the old  farmer immediately throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs..... 'Your  warrant!  Show him your  warrant!' . . . .

[moq]

"nah, i give up. you can have the duck."


*runs*