do you like soccer? (c) some pickup lessons from efremov's :)

[ezus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlLMlZ5qc9E

[n00b]

What the hell is soccer??

All world call this game football. Who cares about opinion of English Colony?

[Rokan]

I think you mean AMERICA friend. Remember WE ended that whole colony thing over 200 years ago? I know it was a while ago but keep up with the times man...you'll fall behind!  and soccer is a fine sport...

[omledufromage]

You, with the help of the French.
And don't call your country America, for it is not America, it is USA. America is a continent, made out of three subcontinents. I, myself, am also American. South americans are also Americans. Mexicans and Cubans are also Americans, Canadians are Americans and so on. It is rather insulting that the US calls themself Americans as if they were the only americans or the only ones that matter.
Over here in Brazil, we began to refer to you as "estadunidenses" which would be translated to "Unitedstatians" or something similar. I believe lots of places are begining to do that, except...

[n00b]

I think you mean AMERICA friend. Remember WE ended that whole colony thing over 200 years ago?

Damn... I did not know! Congratulations!

[Rokan]

yea, welcome to 2010! and maybe cause we run sh*t argonar? dont try to deny

[omledufromage]

yea, welcome to 2010! and maybe cause we run sh*t argonar? dont try to deny

Run sh*t? What's that supposed to mean? That you don't clean your streets? Learn to write first, then try to express "your" ideas.

PS: You suck totally in soccer. I remember that in the 1998 World Cup, an "Unitedstadian" player started playing from the corner kick... without knowing that he was supposed to pass the ball to his team mates... he just started dribbling... and that's because he was supposed to be one of the best of your country.

PS2: Don't know why American Football is called Football in the US... there is only one situation in the game that you actually use your foot... Imho soccer should be called football, and football should be called American Rugby.

[Rokan]

I think you mean AMERICA friend. Remember WE ended that whole colony thing over 200 years ago?

Damn... I did not know! Congratulations!

Yea didn't you realize it had been a while since we filed taxes with the queen? seems she's been paying for those ridiculous dresses with someone elses money.  

[Rokan]

Tough luck mate 

[Rokan]

yea, welcome to 2010! and maybe cause we run sh*t argonar? dont try to deny

Run sh*t? What's that supposed to mean? That you don't clean your streets? Learn to write first, then try to express "your" ideas.


Run sh*t, as in we tell the world when to piss and how long they have to do it. What other country could owe trillions of dollars and have nobody attempt to touch them. Except for a few cave dwellers...there's a success story!

[ezus]

Uhh... more blood!
though this topic about football/soccer... not about country of fatbigmaceaters

[Rokan]

Yea cause McDonalds is only in the U.S. 

*Rokan hears the cry for blood and answers*

First and foremost, bigmacs are delicious, especially when washed accompanied with salty fries and a coca-cola. Second I'm not remotely fat. Third you wear a bonnet and your lover is a goat.

Im american = I always win...sorry I don't write the rules.

[omledufromage]

Wrong topic, mate. Soccer is definately one of those many games in which you NEVER win...

[deda]

*yawns* 

ezus, what's the quota for this weekend's Gunners vs Scums game?

hehe, grandpa Sol Kembel returns to Arsenal after fixing his love problems...

[n00b]

Im american = I always win...sorry I don't write the rules.

And you always do!
Perl Harbour, Vietnam, 11/9

[omledufromage]

Uhh... more blood!
though this topic about football/soccer... not about country of fatbigmaceaters

Yea cause McDonalds is only in the U.S.  

There are MacDonalds in other places... Hell... I ate a MacFish yesterday, but statistically speaking, you are the ones who truly get fat of so much you eat those BigMacs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obesity_in_the_United_States

64% of the adults in the USA being obese or overweight... tough break.

[Nierth]

I've been skipping this topic several times, now I've decided to google this soccer and found out the history of it.
So, as far as I understood, the word soccer appeared in the universities of England to separate fotball from rugby football.
Then english people emigrated to USA, Canada, Australia, and we can say that since then only these 3 countries instist on using the word "soccer" instead of football as all other countries do.

I believe it has no connection to
-Does America always win?
-Do we have McDonalds in other countries (by the way, my english teacher from USA told me a couple of days ago they felt bad that USA gave McDonalds to other countries)
-Who is really fat here?
-What is more delicious, bigmac or shish kebab...

But the main question for me, why do you have such malicious joy?

[omledufromage]

Just an example of a good way to reply to the friendly provocation:

Prehistory: Very long time ago loosers and criminals from British Empire came to a new continent known as North America today.

- u forgot ...that they learned to brush their teeth ..tho I guess never sent the memo back to the empire.  

You, Rokan, suck totally at it. 

[ezus]

Nathalie, here is a lot of questions even about where is football/soccer born First professional club - Sabres.. 'Sheffield Unitted' was born at 1857, but association at 1863, though rules at 1848... but aztecs payed bolo, italians - calcio, balcanians - nogomet and so on. So nobody knows.
And U.S. inhabitats are fat - rule. McDonalds = evil, too Brasil - motherland of wild monkeys - rule too. And Russia = great mother of goodness, kindness and so on - rule too.

deda, i hope mancunians will trash this club of rosecheked marsh feces, but actually if i bet - i'll bet for x2 (means draw or win of red devils)

Rokan, what wrong with loving goat?  Some talks from caucasian mountains tolds that if you love goat before you eat him - it's meat will be very very taste

[omledufromage]

Brasil - motherland of wild monkeys - rule too.

http://babado.ig.com.br/images/248/248/46/729203.baabdo_natalia_guimaraes_1gente___fotos_356_473.jpg

Ooh! Ooh! Aah! Aah!