Very old man

[naive]

Reves Vert

In a small cabin
  You are inside a small log cabin, one that looks to have weathered many a
storm. It's comfortable, with a small fireplace, several animal-skin rugs,
and an old bed. Two windows allow the sun and cool breezes to come in, and
there are several pots of herbs growing beside them. A small cabinet
doubtless contains many cooking and other supplies. To top it all off, a
small sign is placed on the table.

[Exits: west]
     A round table sits in a corner, with two benches around it.
     A cabinet is mounted on one wall.
     A fireplace of grey stone is set into the southern wall.
     A comfortable-looking bed is in the corner, covered with fur blankets.
(White Aura) An old man is seated on a bench by the table.

l sign
"Will buy your weapons, armor, kills, torches, and treasures. Will sell
anything I have to you."

list
An old ranger says, 'Sorry, I am closed. Come back later.'

He never opens his shop.

[Sirri]

This is hilarious, keeping for memes.

[khiren]

This is hilarious, keeping for memes.

Trolling "shopkeeper". Sweet