holy

[Tarius]

....lag batman *grins evily*

[jemma]

Did I miss something ... or ... has that shaved head gone to you ... head? I mean, hmm, ok. Did you leave something out of your post?

[Tarius]

heh, nope. It was late at night, and the mud was SLOWWWWWWW with lagging, and it kept crashing...I guess i assumed people would understand....

[Niano]

whats with the batman? besides, supermans the best.

[Tarius]

Don't any of you remember the old old real people batman show?? Robin used to always make this stupid comments like "Holy jumping fish Batman", or "Holy Riddlers riddle Batman" whenever something bad happened....hmm, maybe it was just me?? I guess i should have used a more universal comment...although, i assumed it was a popular show 

p.s Superman was NOT better... shame on you for thinking so.

[Lord Solinari]

Well, I got it Tarius, and had a chuckle over it

And agreed, Batman > Superman

[Tarius]

Well, I got it Tarius, and had a chuckle over it

And agreed, Batman > Superman

See! I am not lying, Robin said such things. Besides, if our Lords are agreeing,
it MUST be the truth!!

[Niano]

Kryptonite ring aside, name one possible way batman could take superman...come on, any takers? Superman would kick the f*ck outta him.

[jemma]

ah Tarius. maybe Holy LAG batman?

Superman is better at flying than batman - more - natural
Superman is STRONGER than batman - born natural at it
Superman has Xray vision *shudders* a bit like eagle eye
Superman has but one weakness - yeah, that green stuff.

Whereas - batman is - human

Yes yes. I can see Superman crushing poor batman 

But Superman's outfit is WAY off this planet.
Now, BATMAN can take him out in the outfit department. MUCH better outfit.

[Tarius]

Kryptonite ring aside, name one possible way batman could take superman...come on, any takers? Superman would kick the f*ck outta him.

Batman would luckily have taken his 'Anti-Superman' pill the morning before they duel. (Another hit at the old show). *grin*

[Tarius]

ah Tarius. maybe Holy LAG batman?

Superman is better at flying than batman - more - natural
Superman is STRONGER than batman - born natural at it
Superman has Xray vision *shudders* a bit like eagle eye
Superman has but one weakness - yeah, that green stuff.

Whereas - batman is - human

Yes yes. I can see Superman crushing poor batman 

But Superman's outfit is WAY off this planet.
Now, BATMAN can take him out in the outfit department. MUCH better outfit.

>> Holy LAG Batman

*chuckle* That's what i said...just with a few more "..." 's before it 

(I don't know how to make it in log mode  )


Batman jumps from his cover, and attacks!
Batman's surpise jump attack === OBLITERATES === Superman.
Superman's eye-beam misses Batman.
Batman's stinging bite === OBLITERATES === Superman.
Superman's tries to turn around and flee!
Batman's Kryptonic Sword does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to Superman.
Superman is DEAD!!
Batman sacrifices the corpse of Superman to the Gods.

[Sir Solan]

Tarius, use [ log ] before and [ /log ] after, without the spaces

And batman is definitely better.  Sure you can argue that Superman is faster, stronger, has lazer vision, whatever.  But batman, batman gets by on his smarts alone, and natural human ability.  That makes him better in my eyes
Plus, as you more or less pointed out, he always, ALWAYS has a plan to succeed despite seemingly overwhemling odds.

[Tarius]

Tarius, use [ log ] before and [ /log ] after, without the spaces

And batman is definitely better.  Sure you can argue that Superman is faster, stronger, has lazer vision, whatever.  But batman, batman gets by on his smarts alone, and natural human ability.  That makes him better in my eyes
Plus, as you more or less pointed out, he always, ALWAYS has a plan to succeed despite seemingly overwhemling odds.

It's true, he has a pill for practically any situation he is ever in. If i remember correctly, he was climbing up a ladder, and a shark attacking him, and he said "Good think i have my shark repellent"...and another time, it was lucky he had taken his anti-poison pills that day, or he'd be DEAD!!

p.s

Batman jumps from his cover, and attacks!
Batman's surpise jump attack === OBLITERATES === Superman.
Superman's eye-beam misses Batman.
Batman's stinging bite === OBLITERATES === Superman.
Superman's tries to turn around and flee!
Batman's Kryptonic Sword does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to Superman.
Superman is DEAD!!
Batman sacrifices the corpse of Superman to the Gods.

[Niano]

Again I say, no matter what kind of planning batman had in mind, since superman can fly fast enough that people can't even see him, one strand of hair can support a 10,000 lbs weight, the only possible way batman could defeat superman, is to use the kryptonite ring that superman gave him. Hence, ring aside, superman would waste batman, no questions asked.

Batman jumps from his cover, and attacks!
Superman is unaffected by Batmans suprise attack!
Superman's eye-beam misses Batman.
Superman is unaffected by Batman's stinging bite!
Batman gets a confused look on his face!
Superman appears to flee but ends up circling the world twice before stopping and deliviering a crushing blow.
Superman's half ass punch does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to Batman!
Batman is DEAD!!
The head of Batman rolls off and hits the ground with a splat.
Superman spits on the corpse of Batman.

[Sir Solan]

See, you're thinking in terms of physical aspects

Batman will win, despite all Superman's physical advantages, because he's batman (and yes, because he took his anti-superman pill that morning )

[Tarius]

See, you're thinking in terms of physical aspects

Batman will win, despite all Superman's physical advantages, because he's batman (and yes, because he took his anti-superman pill that morning )

Yes,  yes he did. And he got out his 'Superman half ass punch repellent' and sprayed himself before meeting Superman. So it goes something like this:

Batman jumps from his cover, and attacks!
Batman's surpise jump attack === OBLITERATES === Superman.
Superman's eye-beam misses Batman.
Batman's stinging bite >>> ANNIHILATES <<< Superman.
Superman's tries to turn around and flee!
Superman is nearly dead.
Batman wear's A Kryptonite Ring on his finger.
A large green sphere erupts from the ring surrounding Batman!
Batman's spheric ray does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to Superman!
Superman is DEAD!!
Batman spits on the corpse of Superman.
Batman sacrifices the corpse of Superman to the Gods.

Batman says, 'Niano, it' s now your turn for underestimating me!'

Batman's stinging bite >>> ANNIHILATES <<< Niano.
Niano falls without a fight.
Niano is DEAD!!
Batman spits on the corpse of Niano.
Batman attempt's to sacrifice the corpse of Niano, but the gods refuse.

 

[jemma]

Jemma gasps with utter shock and horror as Batman spits on the corpse of her beloved Niano!
Jemma cries out. 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Niano!'
With fury in her eyes, she raises her hands, and calls upon her God.
Pointing her finger toward Batman, long sizzling sparks of electricity eminate from them <<<<<<OBLITERATING>>>>>> Batman.
Again, Jemma utters a cry to her God, and sparks eminate from her fingers.
Her sparkling electricity does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to Batman, rendering his convulsing body to jelly.
Once more, she raises her eyes to her God, casts a glance to the convulsing body of Batman.
The Fire in her eyes ====SHATTERS==== the crisp fried corpse of Batman.
Batman is DEAD!
With a sigh, Jemma stumbles to the corpse of Niano, carefully lifts his head upon her lap and utters words of redemption.
cast 'redemption' Niano
Niano begins to stir, opening his eyes, and looks up into the blueness of Jemma's eyes, just moments before she closes them, and collapses to the ground.
Jemma is DEAD!!

[Tarius]

<div class=log> Jemma gasps with utter shock and horror as Batman spits on the corpse of her beloved Niano!
Jemma cries out. 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Niano!'
With fury in her eyes, she raises her hands, and calls upon her God.
Pointing her finger toward Batman, long sizzling sparks of electricity eminate from them <<<<<<OBLITERATING>>>>>> Batman.
Again, Jemma utters a cry to her God, and sparks eminate from her fingers.
Her sparkling electricity does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to Batman, rendering his convulsing body to jelly.
Once more, she raises her eyes to her God, casts a glance to the convulsing body of Batman.
The Fire in her eyes ====SHATTERS==== the crisp fried corpse of Batman.
Batman is DEAD!
With a sigh, Jemma stumbles to the corpse of Niano, carefully lifts his head upon her lap and utters words of redemption.
cast 'redemption' Niano
Niano begins to stir, opening his eyes, and looks up into the blueness of Jemma's eyes, just moments before she closes them, and collapses to the ground.
Jemma is DEAD!!

</div>

 

Wow...that was intense...haha...it was like a tragic Shakespeare story...except...Dragonlance... *chuckle*

*applaudes Jemma* 

[Kolin]

This is ridiculous for one very, very valid points.
1) DC sucks Stan lee's wang. That is all

PS Batman wins because he is not inherintally good. Superman would not attack batman . . . so batman wins through treacherous means . . . . mwhahaha. My initial point is still the most valid however. End of thread i say.

[jemma]

This is ridiculous for one very, very valid points.
1) DC sucks Stan lee's wang. That is all

PS Batman wins because he is not inherintally good. Superman would not attack batman . . . so batman wins through treacherous means . . . . mwhahaha. My initial point is still the most valid however. End of thread i say.

This is The Inn. No real - end of threads here