Not Intended for persons under 18

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Not Intended for persons under 18

« on: December 29, 2005, 06:53:45 am »

A cucumber, pickle and a penis were all sitting around one day talking about how much their lives sucked.

The cucumber said, "Man my life sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone cuts me up and puts me in a salad."

So the pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone puts me in vinegar, puts spices on me, and sticks me in a jar."

The penis glared at both of them and said, " You guys think you have it rough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, someone puts a rubber tarp over my head, sticks me in a dark room, and bangs my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out.


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Re: Not Intended for persons under 18

« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2005, 10:26:56 am »

I am not under 18, but I will close my eyes to that one. Tongue

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?


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Re: Not Intended for persons under 18

« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2005, 12:30:12 pm »

Hot Cross Bunnies . . . i know my riddles Jemma . . . been waiting for title for a long time except noone will even take my challenge so that i can prove it . . . - Bjo


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Re: Not Intended for persons under 18

« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2005, 05:16:58 pm »

Quote from: Kolin on December 29, 2005, 12:30:12 pm

Hot Cross Bunnies . . . i know my riddles Jemma . . . been waiting for title for a long time except noone will even take my challenge so that i can prove it . . . - Bjo

*pouts*

And what title is that Bjo? The Joker? Or Riddler? Grin


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