Oh god! This is the funniest thing yet! (by Navar)

LOGS FORUM ARCHIVE, November 2001

Date / time : 05.11.2001 08:41
Author      : Navar
Title       : Oh god!  This is the funniest thing yet!
Plain size  : 14,3 Kb

Discordant guttural sound comes out of someone's lips.
You yell 'Die, someone you sorcerous dog!'
Your eyes suddenly close and you feel yourself sleepy.

<659hp 264m 217mv 888422tnl>
< > wake
You can't wake up!

<659hp 331m 265mv 888422tnl>
< > af
You have the following resistances:
You are extremely resistant against bashing (45%)
You are highly resistant against piercing (37%)
You are extremely resistant against slashing (40%)
You are toughened against fire attacks (15%)
You are extremely resistant against cold attacks (47%)

You are affected by the following spells:
Spell sleep modifies none by 0 for 3 hours
Skill request modifies none by 0 for 0 hours
Skill barkskin modifies resist bash by 15 for 8 hours
modifies resist piercing by 15 for 8 hours
modifies resist slashing by 15 for 8 hours
modifies armor class by -30 for 8 hours
Spell metallic dragon modifies none by 0 for 20 hours
Skill acute vision modifies none by 0 for 14 hours
Skill protection heat cold modifies resist fire by 30 for 14 hours
modifies resist cold by 30 for 14 hours
Spell armor modifies armor class by -20 for 1 hours
Spell shield modifies armor class by -20 for 16 hours
Spell platinum dragon shield modifies none by 0 for 1 hours

<659hp 331m 265mv 888422tnl>
< > eq

The magic of your armor unravels.

<659hp 331m 265mv 888422tnl>
< > You are using:
(Glowing) silver amulet
a suit of platemail bearing the mark of Solamnia
(Humming) leggings of blue fishnet webbing
(Glowing) white shaman robe
(Glowing) a solamnic sword
(Glowing) a solamnic sword

<659hp 331m 265mv 888422tnl>
< >
The magic of your shield unravels.

<659hp 331m 265mv 888422tnl>
< >
You are blinded!

<659hp 331m 265mv 888422tnl>
< >
You feel very sick.

<659hp 331m 265mv 888422tnl>
< > wake
You can't wake up!

<659hp 331m 265mv 888422tnl>
< >
You feel momentarily ill, but it passes.

<659hp 331m 265mv 888422tnl>
< >
You scream in agony as bleeding sores and weeping wounds open up your skin.

<659hp 331m 265mv 888422tnl>
< >
Your contemplation of the good you have seen is over.
You writhe as bleeding, weeping sores eat your flesh.
You shiver and suffer.

<541hp 332m 266mv 888422tnl>
< > eq
You are using:
something.
something.
something.
something.
something.
something.

<541hp 332m 266mv 888422tnl>
< T: someone TC: small wounds E: someone EC: small wounds >
< > wake
You can't wake up!

<541hp 332m 266mv 888422tnl>
< T: someone TC: small wounds E: someone EC: small wounds >
< >

<541hp 332m 266mv 888422tnl>
< >

<541hp 332m 266mv 888422tnl>
< > af
You have the following resistances:
You are extremely resistant against bashing (45%)
You are highly resistant against piercing (37%)
You are extremely resistant against slashing (40%)
You are toughened against fire attacks (15%)
You are extremely resistant against cold attacks (47%)

You are affected by the following spells:
Spell crimson scourge modifies strength by -5 for 4 hours
Spell poison modifies strength by -2 for 16 hours
Spell blindness modifies hit roll by -4 for 9 hours
Spell sleep modifies none by 0 for 2 hours
Skill barkskin modifies resist bash by 15 for 7 hours
modifies resist piercing by 15 for 7 hours
modifies resist slashing by 15 for 7 hours
modifies armor class by -30 for 7 hours
Spell metallic dragon modifies none by 0 for 19 hours
Skill acute vision modifies none by 0 for 13 hours
Skill protection heat cold modifies resist fire by 30 for 13 hours
modifies resist cold by 30 for 13 hours
Spell platinum dragon shield modifies none by 0 for 0 hours

<541hp 332m 266mv 888422tnl>
< T: someone TC: gushing blood E: someone EC: bleeding wounds >
< > af
You have the following resistances:
You are extremely resistant against bashing (45%)
You are highly resistant against piercing (37%)
You are extremely resistant against slashing (40%)
You are toughened against fire attacks (15%)
You are extremely resistant against cold attacks (47%)

You are affected by the following spells:
Spell crimson scourge modifies strength by -5 for 4 hours
Spell poison modifies strength by -2 for 16 hours
Spell blindness modifies hit roll by -4 for 9 hours
Spell sleep modifies none by 0 for 2 hours
Skill barkskin modifies resist bash by 15 for 7 hours
modifies resist piercing by 15 for 7 hours
modifies resist slashing by 15 for 7 hours
modifies armor class by -30 for 7 hours
Spell metallic dragon modifies none by 0 for 19 hours
Skill acute vision modifies none by 0 for 13 hours
Skill protection heat cold modifies resist fire by 30 for 13 hours
modifies resist cold by 30 for 13 hours
Spell platinum dragon shield modifies none by 0 for 0 hours

<541hp 332m 266mv 888422tnl>
< T: someone TC: gushing blood E: someone EC: small wounds >
< > af
You have the following resistances:
You are extremely resistant against bashing (45%)
You are highly resistant against piercing (37%)
You are extremely resistant against slashing (40%)
You are toughened against fire attacks (15%)
You are extremely resistant against cold attacks (47%)

You are affected by the following spells:
Spell crimson scourge modifies strength by -5 for 4 hours
Spell poison modifies strength by -2 for 16 hours
Spell blindness modifies hit roll by -4 for 9 hours
Spell sleep modifies none by 0 for 2 hours
Skill barkskin modifies resist bash by 15 for 7 hours
modifies resist piercing by 15 for 7 hours
modifies resist slashing by 15 for 7 hours
modifies armor class by -30 for 7 hours
Spell metallic dragon modifies none by 0 for 19 hours
Skill acute vision modifies none by 0 for 13 hours
Skill protection heat cold modifies resist fire by 30 for 13 hours
modifies resist cold by 30 for 13 hours
Spell platinum dragon shield modifies none by 0 for 0 hours

<541hp 332m 266mv 888422tnl>
< T: someone TC: writhing E: someone EC: bleeding wounds >
< > gr
Navar's group:
[31 Mob] Someone 23%hp 76%mana 95%mv 0 xp
[31 Ran] Navar 82%hp 84%mana 90%mv 8649953 xp

<541hp 332m 266mv 888422tnl>
< T: someone TC: writhing E: someone EC: bleeding wounds >
< > gr
Navar's group:
[31 Mob] Someone 21%hp 76%mana 95%mv 0 xp
[31 Ran] Navar 82%hp 84%mana 90%mv 8649953 xp

<541hp 332m 266mv 888422tnl>
< T: someone TC: writhing E: someone EC: gushing blood >
< > gr
Navar's group:
[31 Mob] Someone 21%hp 76%mana 95%mv 0 xp
[31 Ran] Navar 82%hp 84%mana 90%mv 8649953 xp

<541hp 332m 266mv 888422tnl>
< > gr
Navar's group:
[31 Mob] Someone 21%hp 76%mana 95%mv 0 xp
[31 Ran] Navar 82%hp 84%mana 90%mv 8649953 xp

<541hp 332m 266mv 888422tnl>
< > gr
Navar's group:
[31 Mob] Someone 3%hp 76%mana 95%mv 0 xp
[31 Ran] Navar 82%hp 84%mana 90%mv 8649953 xp

<541hp 332m 266mv 888422tnl>
< >

<541hp 332m 266mv 888422tnl>
< > gr
Navar's group:
[31 Mob] Someone 3%hp 76%mana 95%mv 0 xp
[31 Ran] Navar 82%hp 84%mana 90%mv 8649953 xp

<541hp 332m 266mv 888422tnl>
< > af

Chiming bells ring through the streets as midday passes.
You feel the watchful prescence of Paladine leave.
You writhe as bleeding, weeping sores eat your flesh.
You shiver and suffer.

<429hp 333m 267mv 888422tnl>
< > You have the following resistances:
You are extremely resistant against bashing (45%)
You are highly resistant against piercing (37%)
You are extremely resistant against slashing (40%)
You are toughened against fire attacks (15%)
You are extremely resistant against cold attacks (47%)

You are affected by the following spells:
Spell crimson scourge modifies strength by -5 for 3 hours
Spell poison modifies strength by -2 for 15 hours
Spell blindness modifies hit roll by -4 for 8 hours
Spell sleep modifies none by 0 for 1 hours
Skill barkskin modifies resist bash by 15 for 6 hours
modifies resist piercing by 15 for 6 hours
modifies resist slashing by 15 for 6 hours
modifies armor class by -30 for 6 hours
Spell metallic dragon modifies none by 0 for 18 hours
Skill acute vision modifies none by 0 for 12 hours
Skill protection heat cold modifies resist fire by 30 for 12 hours
modifies resist cold by 30 for 12 hours

<429hp 333m 267mv 888422tnl>
< > wake
You can't wake up!

<429hp 333m 267mv 888422tnl>
< >

<429hp 333m 267mv 888422tnl>
< >
You writhe as bleeding, weeping sores eat your flesh.
You shiver and suffer.

<318hp 334m 268mv 888422tnl>
< > wake
You wake and stand up.
Someone drops something.

<318hp 334m 268mv 888422tnl>
< >
Someone goes to sleep on something.

<318hp 334m 268mv 888422tnl>
< > s
s
s
You can't see a thing!
Someone has arrived.

<318hp 334m 267mv 888422tnl>
< > cura
You can't see a thing!
Someone has arrived.

<318hp 334m 266mv 888422tnl>
< > You can't see a thing!
Someone has arrived.

<318hp 334m 264mv 888422tnl>
< > You find curative herbs and apply them to yourself.
You feel better.
The sores on your body vanish.
You aren't poisoned.

<318hp 334m 264mv 888422tnl>
< > cura
You find curative herbs and apply them to yourself.
You feel better.
You can see again!

<349hp 334m 264mv 888422tnl>
< > n
n
n
Outside the Grand Southern gates of Palanthas
You are standing at the southern outskirts of Palanthas, the capital
city of Solamnia. Towering stone walls rise to the north where the
battlements protect the city, and the southern gate house lies between
here and the city itself. To the south is the forest region of the
Briarwood.

[Exits: north south]
The torn remains of The Rat-man are here on a cross.
A young copper dragon has arrived.

<349hp 334m 262mv 888422tnl>
< > Inside the Southern gate house of Palanthas
You stand within a large guard post placed on the edge of the city to help
maintain a standard of peace and safety within the city. It is here that
all incoming and outgoing traffic is inspected before being allowed in or
out. There is a large stairwell leading up into the city walls that tower
over the gate house, while to the south lies the wild forests of Solamnia.
To the north is the city itself.

[Exits: north south up]
A gate guard wearing the armor of Palanthas watches the traffic passing.
A gate guard wearing the armor of Palanthas watches the traffic passing.
A young copper dragon has arrived.

<349hp 334m 261mv 888422tnl>
< > Inside the Grand Southern gates of Palanthas
You are standing at a huge iron gate guarding the western side of
Palanthas. The people of Solamnia place great pride in their capital city
and standing here it is plain to see why. The towering stone walls have
kept out invading armies for centuries, and the city itself is built with
the finest architecture and stonework. To the east you can hear the sounds
of people working on the southen river docks of Palanthas. West of here
runs a narrow street along the towering stone walls of the city, while
north lies the city and south is the southern gate house.

[Exits: north south]
A coarsly woven rug of thick hair lays on the ground nearby.
The corpse of Ishtran is lying here.
A young copper dragon has arrived.

<349hp 334m 260mv 888422tnl>
< > l on cor
The corpse of Ishtran holds:
Nothing.

<349hp 334m 260mv 888422tnl>
< > butch cor
You fail and destroy the corpse of Ishtran.

<349hp 334m 260mv 888422tnl>
< > laugh
laugh
laugh
You laugh joyously.

<384hp 349m 291mv 888422tnl>
< > laugh
You laugh joyously.

<384hp 349m 291mv 888422tnl>
< > laugh
You laugh joyously.

<384hp 349m 291mv 888422tnl>
< > You laugh joyously.

<384hp 349m 291mv 888422tnl>
< > You laugh joyously.

<384hp 349m 291mv 888422tnl>
< >
Someone wakes and stands up.

<384hp 349m 291mv 888422tnl>
< >
Someone gets a coarsly woven rug.

<384hp 349m 291mv 888422tnl>
< > laugh
You laugh joyously.

<384hp 349m 291mv 888422tnl>
< > laugh
laugh
laugh
laugh
You laugh joyously.

<384hp 349m 291mv 888422tnl>
< > You laugh joyously.

<384hp 349m 291mv 888422tnl>
< > You laugh joyously.

<384hp 349m 291mv 888422tnl>
< > You laugh joyously.

<384hp 349m 291mv 888422tnl>
< > eq
You are using:
(Glowing) silver amulet
a suit of platemail bearing the mark of Solamnia
(Humming) leggings of blue fishnet webbing
(Glowing) white shaman robe
(Glowing) a solamnic sword
(Glowing) a solamnic sword

<384hp 349m 291mv 888422tnl>
< > laugh
You laugh joyously.

<384hp 349m 291mv 888422tnl>
< > laugh

Someone says 'damn your dragon'

<384hp 349m 291mv 888422tnl>
< > You laugh joyously.

<384hp 349m 291mv 888422tnl>
< > say HAHAHAHAH
You say 'HAHAHAHAH'

<384hp 349m 291mv 888422tnl>
< > say Oh god!
You say 'Oh god!'

<384hp 349m 291mv 888422tnl>
< > say That's ....

Someone says 'and my weak hands'

<384hp 349m 291mv 888422tnl>
< > You say 'That's ....'

<384hp 349m 291mv 888422tnl>
< >
Someone unfolds his wings and rises off the ground as he beats at the air.

<384hp 349m 291mv 888422tnl>
< >
Someone spits in utter disgust!

<384hp 349m 291mv 888422tnl>
< > where
Players near you:
Gyrth The baker's delight
Melarite A dark temple within the city
(PK) Navar Inside the Grand Southern gates of Palanthas
Avandor A dark, blood stained cellar

<384hp 349m 291mv 888422tnl>
< > laugh
You laugh joyously.

<384hp 349m 291mv 888422tnl>
< >
Someone leaves north.

<384hp 349m 291mv 888422tnl>
< > eq

You are using:
(Glowing) silver amulet
a suit of platemail bearing the mark of Solamnia
(Humming) leggings of blue fishnet webbing
(Glowing) white shaman robe
(Glowing) a solamnic sword
(Glowing) a solamnic sword

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