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jemma
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« on: January 24, 2006, 02:27:31 pm »

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.

"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.

He had not, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises a bit and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slammed back down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation for the strange behavior of their dinner.

"Prease sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"

The husband replies, "We ordered  The Chicken Surprise."

You're going to enjoy this....................wait for it










"Ah... so solly," says the waiter, looking into the pot, "I bring you The Peeking Duck By Mistake!"

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