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« on: March 10, 2006, 01:03:29 pm »

Thought all this information might come in handy at some point.

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.


No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times.
(bet you don't believe this & you will try it for yourselves)


Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes.


You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.



Oak trees do not produce acorns

until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.



The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.



The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE



American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.



Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women,
what does this tell you!)


Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.



Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN!



The first owner of the Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.

So did the first "Marlboro Man."



Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!



PEARLS MELT

IN VINEGAR!


The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.



It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not down stairs.



A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why.



Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)


And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?) 
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« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2006, 02:03:24 pm »

Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes.
very interesting

You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.
That'd be the most calories I burn in a typical day

The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.
astonishing

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women,
what does this tell you!)
why do you think we chose that planet in the first place?  Grin


Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
and all this time I've been eating turkey...

A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why.
I have GOT to try that out!

And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?) 
Wow Jemma, I like how you equate "best" with "least tasteful". I've known some people to think with them, but never breathe....
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