Suffer-Toffer

[valtro]

A warm wave of magic flows through your hands as you perceive that..
.. this object, some pitch-black robes, is armor,
   and can be referred to as 'pitch-black black robes'.
It is of 27th level, weighs 3 pounds, and is worth 110 gold.
You can wear it on your torso.
It cannot be used by those of pure soul.
Only Magi of the Tower can make proper use of it.
Armor class bonus: 8 vs pierce, 7 vs bash, 8 vs slash, and 18 vs magic.
When worn, it
   modifies armor class by -5
   modifies mana by 25
   modifies wisdom by 1
   modifies intelligence by 1

a lot of such items 4 other cabals or it's a personal joke?

[Sirrion]

Personal joke