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inkognito
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« on: July 18, 2007, 05:35:26 pm »

There is nothing sexy here and if you expected something hot, you should find groupmate :p

ps i post this for reason to kill some time.
anyway how many there are  those in galery who just send picture but are actually not playing but they played in some old times?
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Lizzy
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« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2007, 08:30:32 am »

ANOTHER 3 YEARS FOR ME

 

 

 

 

 


 
An 85 year old man was requested by his Doctor
for a sperm count, as part of his physical examination.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day, the 85 year old man reappeared at his doctors office and gave him the jar which was as clean and empty as the day before.

The doctor ask him what happened and the guy explained:

"Well Doc, it's like this......first I tried with my right hand but nothing.

Then I tried with my left hand but still nothing. Then, I asked my wife for help.  She tried with her right hand, then her left hand, still nothing. She tried with her mouth. First with her teeth in, then with her teeth out,
still nothing.

We even called up Arlene, the lady next door and she tried too. First with both hands, then an armpit, she even tried squeezin' it between   
her knees, but still nothing!"

The doctor was shocked, "You asked your neighbor?"

"YEP," the old man replied.

"None of us could get the jar open!!
 

 
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inkognito
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« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2007, 12:07:36 pm »

10+
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« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2007, 11:25:08 am »

If I knew that inkognito was seeking for sex in game :-P........ Grin
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